One of the most pressing questions that have haunted friend groups for the past 30 years is, “which Seinfeld character am I?” Whether you're a Jerry, a George, an Elaine, or a Kramer is a difficult puzzle to solve, as we are all different Seinfeld characters depending on which friend group you're in. For instance, when I was 19 and one of the only people in my friend group doing standup comedy, I felt like Jerry. When I was a neurotic middle schooler who could not dance and had primarily male f…