26! BUT LAST YEAR I HAD 25!

Happy 7th year, Albus!

It's lonely inside that turban

Sometimes I lie in bed at night and can't stop thinking about how we'll never know the true author of My Immortal . For those of you who have been living under a rock for the past 18 years or are older than 40, My Immortal is the most famous fanfiction of all time, and it just so happens to be Harry Potter fanfiction. Go figure! It's no normal Harry Potter fanfic, though. All of the characters are depressed emos, with the main character being a self-insert named “Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven…

Finally, the function of a rubber duck is revealed

Classic Dumbledore

People will think you're.........up to something

My baby's first Halloween costume will be a Mandrake

It should be coming anytime now

Now that's a name!

David Yates, what's your damage?

We stan Oliver Wood

The Harry Potter fandom was different before the movies came out. There was a unique stretch of time between 1997 and 2001 where nobody, and I mean nobody, knew how to pronounce Hermione's name. In hindsight, it's kind of difficult to believe that so few kids asked their parents how to pronounce the name of a main character from their favorite book series. She's a Shakespearean character, for crying out loud! The movies and the books have become so intertwined throughout the years it's hard to…

"Forbidden Forest"

Well, it's official. A Harry Potter TV reboot is in the works at HBO. Apparently, each season is going to cover one book from the series. Like many Potterheads, I think this is a horrible idea. First of all, the last Harry Potter movie came out only 12 years ago . That is way too soon to do a full-blown reboot of the series. I also think it's a miracle that the Harry Potter movies were made as well as they were, and I doubt an HBO series is going to be able to strike gold twice with the same st…

The boy who lived is going to be a father! Life is imitating art right now because it was confirmed that Daniel Radcliffe and his longtime girlfriend are expecting a baby! Hopefully, he won't give this infant a name like “Albus Severus Potter," but I trust him not to be as foolish as the actual Harry Potter. If there's any actor that I'm rooting for, it's Daniel Radcliffe. That man gave his childhood to us, leading the Harry Potter movies with impressive skill at such a young age. I'm stoked th…