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Brings back the memories, doesn't it?

Just 20 minutes every day, and your muscles will be Blooming in no time! And your figure will doubtless take on a whole new Depp! - Matty Malaprop

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Oh come on! Everyone know's Peach is a superior racer. And though it pains me to admit this, it's really an undeniable fact that one should never let a pun impede their ability to pummel the living sh*t out of all their friends at Mario Kart. - Matty Malaprop

You be lookin' like a fool, wit yo' knickers on the ground. - Matty Malaprop

But Yoda lived in that swamp alone... do I dare think about the objects of his affection there? - Matty Malaprop

When it comes to punmaking, all things Star Trek-related are forever wetsuitable. - Matty Malaprop

And to think it was hand-coded using Trotsky++! - Matty Malaprop

He's the pop star our nation deserves, but not the one it meeps right now. - Matty Malaprop

But seriously, what the hell pun were you trying to make with the word giraffe, OP? - Matty Malaprop