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Writer Bijan Stephen went viral yesterday after asking Twitter users to share some dumb ideas they think would actually make the world a better place. The response was impressive. Most suggestions, like forcing people to work in the service industry, are actually quite intelligent and valid. Those that aren't still veer towards clever and hilarious. We've put together our favorites and hope the thread keeps moving. Lord knows this world needs improvement. 

You deserve a pat on the back for making it through another agonizing Monday. We can't provide you with that physical validation, but we can reward you with this tasty batch of freshly harvested memes and tweets. 

Life is pain and we're inching closer to death every single meaningless day. At least there are funny and smart people on Twitter typing up self-deprecating jokes and observational witticisms. For more amusing tweets, you can check out this list we banged out earlier. Lord knows we need some pick-me-ups these days. 

It might not take much to wow our tiny brains, but we think these 280 character tidbits deserve some serious love. There are without a doubt people that can write a novel and completely fail to execute a tweet with grace and wit. Fortunately for your eyes, we've found at least 29 people who are more than capable of delivering short and sweet bits of comedy. 

Tuesday is the worst day of the week. You haven't passed over the hump, you're just stuck in the beginning of the agony that is a Monday through Friday workweek. Fortunately we have a sizable batch of stupid memes, ready and willing to distract you! 

It's finally the weekend, and we've got exactly what you need to kick back, relax, and lightly chuckle to your heart's content. That's right, a completely mediocre assortment of memes, stupid tweets, and moderately quirky Tumblr posts that'll rid you of 5 measly minutes of your sad life. You're welcome!

If you're banging your head against a wall from the tedium of life, or need a distraction from the monotony of your workday, these memes, funny pictures, and tweets are sure to provide the escape you need.

Life is often a crazy whirlwind with no end in sight. It's so hard to take time for ourselves, but it's so important for your sanity to press pause and relax for a bit. These memes, tweets, and pics are here to help you do exactly that.

Happy Hump Day, losers! We may be halfway through the sh*tty week but it sure as hell doesn't feel like it. That's why we've rounded up this healthy mix of arguably dumb, moderately amusing, and slightly clever memes, tweets and comics. We done did it for you. We did it for us.

These tweets may not be of the highest quality but they'll definitely help keep you entertained until you find another dumb article to click on. If you're not sure where to find content that can help your brain rot, try some of our other tweet dumps here. We do it all for you. 

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Whether you're shirking your duties at your pathetic, dead-end desk job, or just trying to find a way to escape reality while endlessly studying for your finals, these memes are here to help you out. If you need more procrastination fuel (which we're sure you do) please check out some more time-wasting memes right here. Remember - we're here to help. 

Ever feel personally attacked by relatable content? It's a constant struggle over here. But there's something nice about knowing that your struggles aren't necessarily just your own. These 280 character tidbits are a comfort to behold.

Happy Wednesday y'all! Instead of lamenting the dragging of the week, why not have some fun? This batch of memes, tweets, and tumblr tidbits is designed to inject you with what you crave: dumb humor.

It's Saturday night, party time. Before you go out and get wild, pre-game with this selection of dank, deranged, and dirty memes.