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Congratulations, Internet friends. You've made it through yet another week of the responsibility of adult existence . Thanks to the freedom of the weekend, and the help of therapy, it feels a little easier to bend over for the man and write stupid blurbs like this one. The truth is, though, life has been feeling an awful lot like groundhog day. As I've sworn off many of my vices since the pandemic's start, every day just seems pretty damn cookie-cutter. Even our precious Fridays and Saturdays.…

Writer Bijan Stephen went viral yesterday after asking Twitter users to share some dumb ideas they think would actually make the world a better place. The response was impressive. Most suggestions, like forcing people to work in the service industry, are actually quite intelligent and valid. Those that aren't still veer towards clever and hilarious. We've put together our favorites and hope the thread keeps moving. Lord knows this world needs improvement.

It might not take much to wow our tiny brains, but we think that these two hundred and eighty character tidbits deserve some a whole lot of love. There are without a doubt people that can write a novel and completely fail to execute a tweet with grace and wit. That's because tweeting is a very specific skill that involves packing a lot of bunch into some seriously small parameters. Brevity behooves you in the Twitter-verse. For some prime examples of how to do the Twitter thing right, we've fou…

Sometimes you just have to speak to the manager.

280 characters of boredom reduction.