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The struggle is real, but the memes are realer.

I am just like you: I can't get through a meal without some entertainment helping me along. Sure, sometimes I eat dinner with other people, and sometimes I scarf down my meals so quickly I can't even watch a TikTok before finishing them, but when I'm alone and taking my time, I need to be distracted by something. When I'm feeling wild, I will try to eat a meal over the course of an entire episode of Frasier. Anyone who has eaten with me knows that I scarf down food like a vacuum cleaner, so spe…

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Joy to the world, the memes have come

It's funny how certain words start to lose their meaning when they become popular in everyday usage. Words like “savage,” “insane,” and “psychotic” are regularly used to describe things that are, in fact, incredibly normal. It's definitely not savage to roast a friend in the group chat, it's not insane to send a text to your ex, and it's certainly not psychotic to finish a bag of Doritos. The word “unhinged” is veering pretty close to the same status. Once women on TikTok describe their ordinar…

Adulting is hard

Parenting is a lot of things, but it isn't glamorous. One minute you're a freedom-enjoying adult, the next you've popped out some kind of hellion and your life has changed forever. While some of those changes are good, there are others that are a bit of a bummer in retrospect. Being able to use the bathroom alone becomes a rare and relished occurrence. Frequent diaper changing makes existence more poopy than you could ever imagine, and somehow it feels like you're constantly cleaning up messes.…