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They lurk in the night. They're kind of cute. And their penchant for eating trash is, well, kind of relatable if you look at our Seamless order history. These memes are dedicated to opossums and raccoons, lovable critters that deserve more respect.

Picking a card for a loved one, whether it's for a joyous or somber occasion, is generally an activity of thoughtfulness. While there are some exceptions, most of these people seem to be lacking in the empathy department. The cards range from hilariously obviousmuck-ups to seemingly painstakingly purposeful pranks, but they're all worthy of a smile and maybe a chuckle.

Some people think the left can't meme, others feel the right can't meme. Politics aside, most of us can agree that boomers are absolutely helpless in the meme department. The Cropped Boomer Images Twitter account takes those cringe-filled memes and crops them into bizarre, surreal memes that are as funny as they are absurd. Here are some of our favorite of their crazy offerings, but you should definitely follow them to keep up with the madness. 

For many of us, today is a holiday that's centered around NOT working. So you really have zero reasons to feel guilty about relaxing and enjoying these memes. Bonus? There's tons of quality Spongebob content in here. You're welcome. 

The horny teenage boy theme may seem cliche to some, but cliches and stereotypes sometimes exist because they're true. The 'Girls vs Boys' format has been super popular this year, and this riff on horny teenage boys going through puberty is probably one of our favorites. Puberty was rough, man.

If you're enjoying a lazy Sunday scrolling through internet garbage, consider thumbing through this carefully curated selection of amusing and relatable tweets. They ain't gonna make you smarter but they'll definitely press pause on your Sunday scaries. 

If you didn't pay much attention during history or hate reading dumb books, these memes might help you seem smarter. They won't help you write an award-winning essay, but they might help you in random conversation or when you're trying to impress someone who is only moderately intelligent. So who said memes have no educational value?

Happy Tuesday, losers! We're on day two of another pointless and painful week. As the days drag on and our morale sinks, our only respite is the dumb hilarity of these assorted memes, tweets, and funny pictures. Join us in procrastination. 

We've made it to the home stretch, people. One more day and us Monday through Friday office drones are free for an extremely temporary couple of days. Will we actually make use of that free time and do something productive or meaningful? Absolutely not! These memes will help you prep for a weekend of doing the bare minimum. You're welcome.

Happy Wednesday y'all! Instead of lamenting the dragging of the week, why not have some fun? This batch of memes, tweets, and tumblr tidbits is designed to inject you with what you crave: dumb humor.