sick burn

Everyone's dreamt up the perfect clever comeback to someone who says something dumb and deserves to be owned, but we can't all be masters of wit all the time. We've collected a bunch of examples of times people served up some satisfying comebacks and retorts for the whole internet to see. We could probably learn a thing or two from these savages.

If the internet's good for anything, it's watching strangers get wrecked and roasted in public forums, tweets, and comments. You'll never catch us condoning cyberbullying—threatening people online is never cool and that's not what this is about. But sometimes you gotta appreciate the trolls who are dedicated to crafting the perfect harmless burn. Whether a good insult is dished out in the style of an epic rant or terse jibe, we love to see how creative those rude internet poets can get in the comments section. 

Ever get yourself into a situation that calls for a sick burn, but freeze up? Do the sassy retorts that might've been haunt you in the wee hours or while you shower? You're definitely not alone. But these nineteen people definitely have not gone through the same thing. These clever commenters can rest assured that they've made the most of their faculties to spit hot fire upon the deserving as well as the people who, well, just make it easy.

If you're one of those people who compulsively scrolls down to the comments section of a YouTube video hoping to find some insult gold, you've come to the right place because we've put together a bunch of fiery roasts served up by the jibe experts of the internet. We certainly don't condone unwarranted bullying of innocent internet-goers, but some people are straight up asking for it when they post something absolutely roast-worthy. Thanks to subs like r/rareinsults, we can appreciate the most well-deserved and well-delivered roasts.

Some insults are just so beautifully poetic that you can't even be mad about them. All you can really do is nod your head and say, "touche" while you stare off pensively into the distance. The following examples demonstrate flawless execution, grace, and poise and we certainly think they're deserving of our recognition!

We've got a little bit of something for everyone in this hilarious mix of memes and tweets. We literally could not stop laughing through these top-tier gems as we repeatedly smashed that 'save' button. The whole experience was exactly like a good workout. Let's see how many memes you can lift! Sit back, relax, and scroll away. 

You're gonna need an ice pack after you read these sick burns from Twitter, Reddit and more!

The Wendy's Twitter manager isn't the only one with top-notch roasts; sometimes us regular people think of clever comebacks that leave the recipient with third-degree burns. We just hope the following will inspire you to think of your own! And check out Reddit's /r/CleverComebacks for loads more roast-y material!

Facebook has garnered a pretty bad reputation for itself what with its alien overlord and all the privacy concerns. But every now and then being a member of the site has its perks. Dumb people absolutely love to overshare on Facebook - and the clever folks lurking just love to put them in their place. We've put together some of the sickest burns so you can enjoy them whether or not you like to air out your own garbage on Facebook. You're welcome. 

Every one of us has someone they just can't stand, and for those instances where you can't avoid crossing paths with that person, we have the perfect insults for you! Clever and also weirdly specific, just how they should be. Thanks to Insult Me Daddy for these eloquently written works of art!

Dig into some sick social media clap backs!