Facebook has garnered a pretty bad reputation for itself what with its alien overlord and all the privacy concerns. But every now and then being a member of the site has its perks. Dumb people absolutely love to overshare on Facebook - and the clever folks lurking just love to put them in their place. We've put together some of the sickest burns so you can enjoy them whether or not you like to air out your own garbage on Facebook. You're welcome.
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Every one of us has someone they just can't stand, and for those instances where you can't avoid crossing paths with that person, we have the perfect insults for you! Clever and also weirdly specific, just how they should be. Thanks to Insult Me Daddy for these eloquently written works of art!
Some insults are just so beautifully poetic that you can't even be mad about them. All you can really do is nod your head and say, "touche" while you stare off pensively into the distance. The following examples demonstrate flawless execution, grace, and poise and we certainly think they're deserving of our recognition!
The doctors tried to save all of these people, but in most cases, the burns were just too sick.
