We all love puns , right? No, No, we don't. Puns can often be the fodder of dull people who desperately want others to think they're clever. I don't want to sit around all day and listen to half-jokes from someone who would rather be witty than be funny. My perfect pun does not make any sense on the most fundamental level. I want a pun that makes people question the art and science of wordplay . Luckily, the latest Twitter meme fits perfectly into my philosophy of pun-making. The viral “Shocked…

It's dumb just come have fun. With a slogan like that, it's easy to imagine an event full of people who simply DGAF. Post-pandemic, young people have simply given up on trying or attempting to be cool in any way and are leaning into meme culture and just being as dumb as possible for fun. Honestly it's pretty liberating and I've already bought my ticket for when Shrek Rave comes to my hometown. Here's 10 reasons why you should consider letting your inhibitions go, buying some Shrek ears, and sh…

Everyone finds their little way to rebel as a teenager. There was one point in 6th grade where my eyeliner was so black, thick, and around every crevice of my eyeball that it looked like I was about to put on a raccoon Halloween costume at any moment. Being a rebel becomes a less attainable identity when you're a fully grown adult. Things that were once deemed unacceptable and strange by your parents become much more normal. Like what, you're in your twenties and regularly frequent your local D…

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