We're past reading the shampoo label

Birds: If it flies, it spies.

Tumblr isn't going anywhere

The clock don't stop

Sea of random thoughts.

You know those “deep thoughts” circulating Facebook in crappy template format? The ones that are probably being shared by your drunk aunt or that completely unsubtle girl who is always going through something? Well, it's time they got a bit of a refresh. It seems like it's the most banal sentiments and relatable quips that get emblazoned on t-shirts, or even made into a neon sign for some

My comebacks are just so much better after I've collected my thoughts for 2-5 business days

Tumblr might seem like an outdated platform to the millennials who abandoned their blogs several years ago, but Tumblr still exists and it's thriving (even without your highly aesthetic sea foam-tinged vaporwave gifs). If you know where to look, there's plenty of gold to be mined from the depths of Tumblr . We've rounded up some of the best posts, funny comments, and shower thoughts for anyone who can't be bothered opening the site.

You can't just put it on the curb side for garbage day, the garbage men will think it's just an empty can. Do you put a note?? What do you doooooo??

Let's hear it for r/showerthoughts.

Only the good stuff from Twitter

Big brains all round

Twitter is full of comedy gold

Tumblr is like long Twitter

Shower thoughts that made us go 'huh'

Only the freshest tweets