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If you haven't started a podcast, are you even a Millennial?

Maybe you'll have better luck gaining exposure if you upload your music to the internet? - Matty Malaprop

That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop

MAURY liberating potential fathers since 1991

What? No coke addict pictured in the throws of Blowmance? Pleated Jeans, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

Pokémemes: Gotta Catch 'Em LOL

ULTRA-MAN does the 3:00 show, Godzilla does the 4:00 one.

The MS Paint additions to the 3rd Rock logo really tie the pun together, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, come on. RAINICORNS. Also have you ever tried reading The Iliad and The Odyssey back-to-back? Infinite Jest was less trying than that! - Matty Malaprop

For as much as I want to believe Springsteen will be cast in an episode of "Sherlock," I know it's probably hopeless. After all, he wouldn't be a great fit for British television seeing as he was born in the U.S.A. - Matty Malaprop