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double meaning e homophones iron irony literalism shape - 6096102656
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Feel free to steel this one the next time you need to employ a metal-related pun and impress your friends. - Matty Malaprop

adage clock flies Hall of Fame literalism shape time time flies - 5365404928
By Dogzy (Via FFFfound)
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You'll know your alarm is going off when you're pulled from your dreams by a blaring, obnoxious buzz. - Matty Malaprop

ice cube request literalism one shape - 7119206912
Via ziplap
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To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop

zebra bra homophones double meaning z shape - 7114656256
By Unknown
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Zebras, z-bras, Zaireekas... they're all the same thing, right? - Matty Malaprop

u manatee similar sounding oh the humanity Hindenberg shape play on words bad pun - 7000176128
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I'm a bit more partial to J-manatees myself, but I suppose this works in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop

bread crust toast variations on a theme shape cross baker bakery - 6696358656
Via Prozac 34
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After all, we all know Jesus was betrayed by Judas because he really kneaded some dough. - Matty Malaprop

i will Owl similar sounding literalism coffee shape shoop - 6634354944
By Ginctm
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And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop

fibonacci literalism math nachos pattern sequence shape similar sounding suffix - 6593853440
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You'd be surprised how sensical this is. The Fibonacci sequence actually acts as a very accurate measure of the way in which humans eat nachos. First you take one, then another one, then another two, then three, then five... and on and on until the plate is empty and you curl up in a fetal position and start weeping wondering what have you done with your life but more importantly WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALL THE DELICIOUS NACHOS. - Matty Malaprop

cloud godzilla shape - 6565867776
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TODAY'S FORECAST cloudy with a chance of GOJIRA

double meaning hand hand soap literalism shape soap - 6542129152
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A round of applause (or a high-five, if you've only got the one) is in order; So Much Pun has joined Memebase!

Hall of Fame life saver lightsaber saber saver shape similar sounding - 6456888576
By xyzpdq1
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... that headline was supposed to be a play on "Use the Force, Luke!" WHAT KIND OF MONSTER HAVE I BECOME?? - Matty Malaprop

activity double meaning ghost literalism paranormal prefix shape snack - 6383161600
By Unknown
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Some people thought Paranormal Snacktivity was a truly terrifying film, but honestly I found it to be a bit cheesy. - Matty Malaprop

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