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30 Memes About Sex and the Struggles of Relationships

Ahh relationships, the tumultuous roller-coaster ride of joy and despair that comes with sharing your life with another person. There might be some low points, but the good always ends up outweighing the bed. I mean bad. Not the bed, the bad. Outweighing the bad. That is what I meant. Whatever, here are your memes:

And for those found wanting more relationship memes:


Relationship memes that embrace the good as well as the bad.
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People Theorize What It Would Be Like If Dr. Seuss Wrote Erotic Novels and Now Our Childhoods are Ruined

The internet has always done a fantastic job of destroying the things we hold dear. The very existence of rule 34 has left me with little in my life that has not been utterly ruined. 

Well, along comes this Ask Reddit thread to destroy dear old Dr. Seuss. Although, some of these don't quite fit into the classic Dr. Seuss pattern there are some truly amazing (terrible?) erotic poets lurking around. 

 I promise you, after reading these you'll never again be able to read Dr. Seuss without dirty rhymes floating through your head.

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World's Most Visited Porn Site Does An Ask Me Anything, Naturally Invites Flood of Hilariously Dirty Humor

Would you expect anything less? Granted, I was very intrigued, madly curious to read through some of the answers from the self-proclaimed biggest HD porn site. They didn't fail to keep it light and insightful.

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You Can Now Become a True Pokémon Master Thanks to These Pokémon-Themed Sex Toys

Anyone out there wanna be the best like no one ever was - but in the sheets?...Well these Pokémon-inspired dildos might be just what you're looking for.

Specifically, 'Pokémoan' is a creation from Geeky Sex Toys, a workshop of self-proclaimed 'cheeky nerds', currently based out of Brisbane, Australia. Brace yourself folks, cause some of the following images aren't exactly 'office-friendly'!

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