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Hey there sexy.. That's right I'm talking to you! How you doin'? If sexy content is your jam, then don't get your knickers in a twist, we've got it all here. From gifs to memes and everything in between, there's something sexy and sultry for everyone. Sometimes you just need a bit of spicing up in your life, so why deny your inner desires, get down with your bad self.

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19 Saucy Memes For Frisky People

Paging all horndogs! We've got another batch of saucy memes here for your twisted tastes. Whether you're a perpetual teenage boy or just in the mood to get your rocks off, we're willing to bet these memes will...satisfy you. Happy scrolling!

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20+ Memes Both Blatantly Naughty & Filled With Innuendo

We talk a lot about side-effects of the pandemic. Sure, there's the depression, the agoraphobia, the weight gain. But one of the most common symptoms has been the expectation of an extremely horny public once things have...ahem...opened up. We're not talking about about hormonal conversations with equally single friends. There have been actual articles about the promise of a "slutty summer." Judging by the lines of sexy people waiting to get into sweaty, sardine-packed clubs, that dirty season has already started. 

While some people may be having the opportunity to sow their wild, unkempt oats, many of us are now stuck in our offices, simply fantasizing about the freedom that so many lustful people are currently enjoying. Instead of margaritas and sugary sweet shots on the waterfront, we're pounding cold brew and seltzer just trying to make it through the day. By the end of it all, especially in this heat, there's not much energy for sexy time. But there is energy for dirty memes and posts. And we've got quite a few of them right here. They're no substitute for a wild romp, but we'll just have to make do. 

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People Discuss Acts That Are Supposedly Sexy But Aren't

Every day we are barraged with images of sex selling us commodities and ideas. Viral images and media tell us what is 'sexy,' but the real life manifestations of these supposed turn-ons are often just weird and awkward. Of course beach sex looks like the perfect fantasy when it's filmed at dusk with a shallow-focus lens on a miraculously empty, windless shore, but in reality, the logistical challenges of such an operation are enough to turn someone off. 

One redditor asked the internet to share examples of things that are supposed to turn us on, but are actually pretty un-sexy in reality, and the resulting thread is hilarious. Whether you find these responses relatable, inaccurate, or revelatory, they're sure to at least be entertaining. 

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Women Share Disappointing Reactions To Their Nudes

Sending risque photos of yourself is pretty much always nerve-wracking, but it's even worse when the recipient replies in a less-than-enthusiastic manner. Twitter user cal_gif tweeted out her own highly disappointing response from a recipient of her nude photos, and people began replying with their own experiences. 

So with all of that being said, nude photo-recipients, please take note and don't say these things. We repeat, do NOT say these things.

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Cracked's back with a brand new video series, and this one will appeal to fans of all things Marvel. The premiere episode of "Canonball," a series that explores the weird and embarrassing sides of canon that people pretend never happened. Spider-Man is the show's first victim, and Cracked looks into the weird and weirdly sexy storylines that the Disney-owned MCU wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole.

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58 Sexy Memes to Send to Someone You're Already Banging

If you've been sleeping with someone for a while, you're probably past the point of wondering if they're into you. It should be clear. But what (beyond working magic in the bedroom) can you do to make sure they stay interested? We'd argue that one surefire way to keep your partner engaged is by sending them sexy memes throughout the day. Flirty and dirty jokes can even be a kind of foreplay if sent at the right time. And this gallery is a treasure trove of memes that your special friend is guaranteed to enjoy. If they've got any kind of a sex drive.

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20 Saucy Tinder Profiles That Just Wanna Get Frisky

The internet and smartphones have done wonders for the world of dating. We now have the opportunity to take our absolute lack of shame and morals outside of our local bar and use them to lure similarly filth-minded individuals into our bedrooms. These seemingly shamless individuals are doing just that - and doing it with style. 

For more Tinder ingenuity, check out our gallery of 27 Clever Moments of Pure Tinder Gold. It will not disappoint.

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Martha Stewart Posts A Thirst Trap Pic On Instagram, Internet Reacts

Beloved TV personality Martha Stewart recently posted a photo of herself poolside on Instagram, and let's just say, it's got the internet uncomfortably horny. The thirst trap pic has people marveling at Stewart's good looks at age 78, and of course, roasting the heck out of it in true unsavory internet fashion.

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Henry Cavill Building A PC Has Twitter Thirsting Hardcore

The internet is getting all hot and bothered after Henry Cavill posted a video on Instagram yesterday of him attempting to build a gaming PC on his own. Let's just say, we never knew that someone could make tech so hot.

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Suggestive Nerd Tweets For The Socially Awkward Geeks

This gallery is for all the socially awkward nerds out there who might be less than perfect at talking to the ladies. It's okay though, at least you can feel understood thanks to hilarious Twitter account 50 Nerds of Grey!

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15 Dirty Sexy Memes For The Gutter-Minded

There are limits to what we can peruse at work. You're not going to be able to indulge in free cams or sexy videos on the job. But these sexual memes might just let you feel a little naughty without getting a call from HR. 

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Raunchy-Sounding Tweet About Amazon Frames Unites The Perverts Of Twitter

We love a good double entendre as much as the next person, and this tweet from the Wareable Twitter account is the most satisfying bit of sauciness we've seen in a while. The site, which focuses on wearable technology, tweeted "Amazon Echo Frames are smartglasses that bring Alexa to your face" regarding the new Google Glass-esque product. We're willing to bet that they knew exactly what they were doing - and Twitter's been, ahem, eating this brilliant copy-editing up. 

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16 Sexual Memes For The Perpetually Horny

If you've been having tons of sex and can't think about anything else, or need an outlet for your unfulfilled sexual urges, these memes are for you. They're not exactly safe for work, so it's best if you peruse them in a private place, and probably with clean hands. When you're finished having your special meme time and need more, check out some more of our raunchy memes or memes that are for adults only.

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