We talk a lot about side-effects of the pandemic. Sure, there's the depression, the agoraphobia, the weight gain. But one of the most common symptoms has been the expectation of an extremely horny public once things have...ahem...opened up. We're not talking about about hormonal conversations with equally single friends. There have been actual articles about the promise of a "slutty summer." Judging by the lines of sexy people waiting to get into sweaty, sardine-packed clubs, that dirty season has already started.
While some people may be having the opportunity to sow their wild, unkempt oats, many of us are now stuck in our offices, simply fantasizing about the freedom that so many lustful people are currently enjoying. Instead of margaritas and sugary sweet shots on the waterfront, we're pounding cold brew and seltzer just trying to make it through the day. By the end of it all, especially in this heat, there's not much energy for sexy time. But there is energy for dirty memes and posts. And we've got quite a few of them right here. They're no substitute for a wild romp, but we'll just have to make do.