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We need some sexual healing and what better way to fix the achy breaky with anything blue...Screen we mean. Sexual memes and puns are one of the defining aspects of our discourse as children. Who didn't get asked to join the Pen-15 club? Don't lie. 

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Cracked's back with a brand new video series, and this one will appeal to fans of all things Marvel. The premiere episode of "Canonball," a series that explores the weird and embarrassing sides of canon that people pretend never happened. Spider-Man is the show's first victim, and Cracked looks into the weird and weirdly sexy storylines that the Disney-owned MCU wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole.

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Sincere & Heartfelt Messages From Obscene Usernames

Seeing a vulnerable and sentimental comment from someone calling themselves HugeBalls69 or FartyMcFartAss420 somehow makes the post feel even more wholesome. Reddit is unsurprisingly the sort of place where you see this juxtaposition in the wild all the time. There's even a subreddit called r/rimjob_steve dedicated to documenting these hilarious moments of unlikely wholesomeness. Just goes to show, you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. Or username.

memes, reddit, funny memes, dirty, wholesome, inappropriate, sentimental, aww, funny, username, juxtaposition, funny tweets, twitter memes, funny comments, youtube, irony, sexual | FuckMelnTheAssDaddy 3h 1 Award Also, friendly reminder are human, not tool, and purpose is not be "useful exist and is enough justification existence. Reply 284 greycubed 2h 1 Award Wholesome as always, FuckMelnTheAssDaddy. | Fart_McFart_Fart 7h Tell her rooting her. Reply 85 TashInAwe 7h Just told her "Honey, Fart Mc
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Twenty-Eight Very Inappropriate British Town Names

The following pics of British town road signs won't make it very far past people who have the sense of humor of a 12-year-old. So, anyone reading this, basically. And after you're done scrolling through these, click here for some roasty British memes!

Funny British signs of sexual-sounding town names | RIMSWELL Please drive carefully | CITY LONDON BACK PASSAGE EC1
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Twitter Users Share The Wildest Stuff They've Heard While Having Sex

There are a lot of things you can say about sex, but hopefully everyone can agree on this: doing the nasty can be extremely funny, intentionally or not. The weird sounds. Zany kinks. Corny soundtracks. But. as Twitter user @saucemcgraw proves in this twitter thread, sometimes its the stuff we utter in the throes of passion that's funniest of all. 

Funny tweets about the wildest thing someone said to them while they were having sex | meen @meenaamani_ My bf said chicka chicka ahhh and turned over like huh? He said s they change scenes on Doug KRT ANGLE @SAUCEMCGRAW 2d Wildest thing someone ever said during sex? | Swagler @TheCEOofCEOs Replying SAUCEMCGRAW ready switch positions riding and he said guess check engine light came on 8:51 PM 6/7/20 Twitter Android
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Nineteen Raunchy Memes To Celebrate International Nut Day

If you were expecting us to respond maturely when we heard it was International Nut Day, you were sorely, sorely mistaken. When we see an opportunity to get dirty, we take it. So here are a bunch of super inappropriate and nut-worthy memesfor your scrolling pleasure. Just try to avoid scrolling through them near your mom or your boss. And here's a heads up: Tomorrow is Boston Cream Pie day. Get ready. 

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15 Dirty Sexy Memes For The Gutter-Minded

There are limits to what we can peruse at work. You're not going to be able to indulge in free cams or sexy videos on the job. But these sexual memes might just let you feel a little naughty without getting a call from HR. 

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JK Rowling Is Back In The Meme Spotlight For Revealing Dumbledore And Grindelwald's 'Intense Sexual Relations'

JK Rowling, the queen of drawing out random details of the Harry Potter franchise, is back in the limelight for, well...drawing out random details of the Harry Potter franchise - details that absolutely no one asked for, of course. 

She told Radio Times last week that Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald had an "intense and passionate" relationship that had a "sexual dimension to it." Of course, her actual statements got twisted in subsequent reports, but the roasts and parody tweets that have come from it are absolutely still valid!

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19 People Reveal the Fantastical Fabrications of Porn That They Took as Factual

Ahh, the internet. A double edged sword that leaves the world just a click or two away. Although you can learn a lot, sometimes wires get crossed and soon you start assuming that the alternative facts you're seeing are actual reality. Well, that's exactly what happened to these people when they thought they'd learned a thing or two from porn.

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