We need some sexual healing and what better way to fix the achy breaky with anything blue...Screen we mean. Sexual memes and puns are one of the defining aspects of our discourse as children. Who didn't get asked to join the Pen-15 club? Don't lie.
Cracked's back with a brand new video series, and this one will appeal to fans of all things Marvel. The premiere episode of "Canonball," a series that explores the weird and embarrassing sides of canon that people pretend never happened. Spider-Man is the show's first victim, and Cracked looks into the weird and weirdly sexy storylines that the Disney-owned MCU wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole.
Seeing a vulnerable and sentimental comment from someone calling themselves HugeBalls69 or FartyMcFartAss420 somehow makes the post feel even more wholesome. Reddit is unsurprisingly the sort of place where you see this juxtaposition in the wild all the time. There's even a subreddit called r/rimjob_steve dedicated to documenting these hilarious moments of unlikely wholesomeness. Just goes to show, you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. Or username.
There are a lot of things you can say about sex, but hopefully everyone can agree on this: doing the nasty can be extremely funny, intentionally or not. The weird sounds. Zany kinks. Corny soundtracks. But. as Twitter user @saucemcgraw proves in this twitter thread, sometimes its the stuff we utter in the throes of passion that's funniest of all.
If you were expecting us to respond maturely when we heard it was International Nut Day, you were sorely, sorely mistaken. When we see an opportunity to get dirty, we take it. So here are a bunch of super inappropriate and nut-worthy memesfor your scrolling pleasure. Just try to avoid scrolling through them near your mom or your boss. And here's a heads up: Tomorrow is Boston Cream Pie day. Get ready.
JK Rowling, the queen of drawing out random details of the Harry Potter franchise, is back in the limelight for, well...drawing out random details of the Harry Potter franchise - details that absolutely no one asked for, of course.
She told Radio Times last week that Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald had an "intense and passionate" relationship that had a "sexual dimension to it." Of course, her actual statements got twisted in subsequent reports, but the roasts and parody tweets that have come from it are absolutely still valid!
Ahh, the internet. A double edged sword that leaves the world just a click or two away. Although you can learn a lot, sometimes wires get crossed and soon you start assuming that the alternative facts you're seeing are actual reality. Well, that's exactly what happened to these people when they thought they'd learned a thing or two from porn.
