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23 People Recount Bizarre Things They Found In Strangers' Homes

There are a lot of jobs out there that require people to enter the homes of strangers on a regular basis. Have you ever wondered about the crazy shit electricians, carpet cleaners, social workers, realtors, and movers have seen? Well one curious redditor asked people with these sorts of occupations to recount some of the most bizarre scenes they've happened upon while on the job. While most of these stories are pretty hilarious, a few of them are straight up disturbing. Some of these people could seriously write a book about their experiences! We've gathered some highlights from the Reddit thread to feed your curiosity. 

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Very Sus Goods & Services People Tried To Sell Online

If you look hard enough, sometimes you can find some real gold on Craigslist, eBay, and Facebook Marketplace...but not the kind of gold you might be thinking of. We're talking content. Used pregnancy tests. Bean-filled condoms. New born baby yeet-machines. All the crazy crap they couldn't even pay you to take, but definitely makes you think, 'file that to r/CrackheadCraigslist.'

We've got some cringey and hilarious examples of times unhinged people tried to sell not-so-good goods and services on the internet. We love to see it.

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Amazon Delivery Mix-Up Turns Into World's Most Awkward Situation

Sometimes the Amazon delivery people screw up, and that's okay - they're human after all and life goes on. Unfortunately, however, sometimes these screw-ups lend themselves to, shall we say, less-savory happenstances? In this particular case, we're not really sure that these people will live to see the other side of this because it's just so humiliating!

Amazon Delivery Mix-Up Turns Into World's Most Awkward Situation
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You Can Now Become a True Pokémon Master Thanks to These Pokémon-Themed Sex Toys

Anyone out there wanna be the best like no one ever was - but in the sheets?...Well these Pokémon-inspired dildos might be just what you're looking for.

Specifically, 'Pokémoan' is a creation from Geeky Sex Toys, a workshop of self-proclaimed 'cheeky nerds', currently based out of Brisbane, Australia. Brace yourself folks, cause some of the following images aren't exactly 'office-friendly'!

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America's latest attempt to annoy the Oregon Militia (Y'all Qaeda) into submission has been sending them dildos, and in one case, a bag of gummy peens. The militia dudes are pissed about it, saying it's wasteful and hateful (pot, meet kettle), but I don't know what they're complaining about; they asked for snacks!

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WTF of The Day: Chinese Man Marries Sex Doll Because He Has Terminal Cancer
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This is one of those stories where you don't know if you should feel sad or grossed out.

A man in China has married a realistic sex doll because he has terminal cancer and wants to feel the joy of marriage without leaving behind a grieving widow.

The 28-year-old man has not yet been identified, but some are suggesting this could all just be a marketing stunt.

Nevertheless, the (happy?) couple had one beautiful wedding photo shoot...

We wish the couple much happiness. And the man many nights of fapping.

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