sex memes

There are a lot of things you can say about sex, but hopefully everyone can agree on this: doing the nasty can be extremely funny, intentionally or not. The weird sounds. Zany kinks. Corny soundtracks. But. as Twitter user @saucemcgraw proves in this twitter thread, sometimes its the stuff we utter in the throes of passion that's funniest of all. 

Whether you're single and trying to manage the "dating thing" while in quarantine, or you've got a ball and chain, these memes will remind you of the absolute joys of looking for love. It can be a pain in the ass in either situation, but at least you know you're not alone in the struggle.

Everything's fine. It's 2020 and there's nothing wrong. Everyone is healthy, we're happy, and things are totally normal. Since everything is hunky-dory, why not celebrate with some memes? They're memes that show no mention of that terrible thing that isn't happening. We promise.

All relationships have their ups and downs. While your partner may provide you with unending emotional support, they may also provide you with constant roasting or eat all your leftovers. That's why it's important to laugh about the idiosyncrasies of being committed. It's not always a walk in the park, but hopefully your relationship isn't ever boring. And if you're in the mood for more, here are some funny relationship memes that even single people might be able to relate to, and some relationship memes that you should definitely send you special someone.

NSFW: While these memes don't technically show anything dirty happening, they definitely utilize stills from some of the internet's favorite pornography. Scrolling through Pornhub or Xvideos may not provide you with intellectually stimulating content, but we're amazed at how these dirty videos are reborn through Recontextualized Porn Memes. Here are some of our favorite naughty memes.

Another day, another Jokermeme. The latest format to catch on on Reddit and Instagram is pretty damn similar to 'Joker Hit By Car'memes, but with a little extra slapstick-y style. The memes feature Joaquin Phoenix's Joker being hit in the face with his own signs, at the hands of some mean teens. The template lends itself to some pretty hilarious situations. Here are our favorites.

If you were expecting us to respond maturely when we heard it was International Nut Day, you were sorely, sorely mistaken. When we see an opportunity to get dirty, we take it. So here are a bunch of super inappropriate and nut-worthy memesfor your scrolling pleasure. Just try to avoid scrolling through them near your mom or your boss. And here's a heads up: Tomorrow is Boston Cream Pie day. Get ready. 

Get down with your bad self and check out these scandalous memes to whet your appetite. 

Need to Dirty up your Thursday? Keep reading

Memes for when you're feeling a little naughty. But before you get going, get your weekend that much closer with these Thursday memes all about bringing the weekend into your grasp. If this list doesn't satisfy your urges, check out this raunchy collection of memes, or these Sex Memes that everyone can relate to.

Confucius says: If you go to sleep with itching ass you wake up with stinky finger (he didn't actually say that). But I once had sex so spectacular that even the neighbors had a cigarette. #lifegoals

Need to cool off after all that heat? Check out some hilarious Thirsty Thursday memes or these savage Thursday memes to catch a breather.

You don't have to be a gamer to appreciate this Call of Duty meme format. This meme from Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 comes from a scene in which General Shepherd shoots down both the player-character and Roach, an act of betrayal as he is thought to be an ally. As pretty much everyone alive (or dead) has experienced some form of treachery, the format is incredibly versatile and extremely relatable. It's being used to describe classic betrayal scenarios as well as smaller, petty and amusing disloyalty, such as asking the teacher to collect the homework. We've put together some of our favorites, but if they're not enough, you can check out some of our gaming collections here and here.

There are limits to what we can peruse at work. You're not going to be able to indulge in free cams or sexy videos on the job. But these sexual memes might just let you feel a little naughty without getting a call from HR. 

If loving theseoft-raunchy memesis wrong, we definitely don't want to be right. This batch of memes features just the right combination of offensive, lewd, and absurd to keep your day interesting.

Warning: Some of these sexy memesare decidedly NSFW! And they're probably not for people who identify as "vanilla". These memes are for the true freaks. 

We love a good double entendre as much as the next person, and this tweet from the Wareable Twitter account is the most satisfying bit of sauciness we've seen in a while. The site, which focuses on wearable technology, tweeted "Amazon Echo Frames are smartglasses that bring Alexa to your face" regarding the new Google Glass-esque product. We're willing to bet that they knew exactly what they were doing - and Twitter's been, ahem, eating this brilliant copy-editing up. 

Are you the kind of person who can't help but make things sexual? Has it been way too long since you felt a sexy human touch? Either way, these horny memes are guaranteed to satisfy your inner freak. Or we'll give you your money back.

Spring is in the air and we're feeling friskier than ever, and chances are we're not alone. Because let's be real, we don't need a season to tell us when it's time to get down or time to take matters into our own, um, hands. To cope with the frustration we've put together this batch of kinky, sexy, and self-deprecating memes. You're welcome.

Congratulations to every sad soul who managed to make it through another difficult Monday! We've put together a delightful assortment of memes, tweets, and Tumblr posts to help you lick your wounds and improve your mood. And yes, you're welcome.