sex memes

Paging all horndogs! We've got another batch of saucy memes here for your twisted tastes. Whether you're a perpetual teenage boy or just in the mood to get your rocks off, we're willing to bet these memes will...satisfy you. Happy scrolling!

We talk a lot about side-effects of the pandemic. Sure, there's the depression, the agoraphobia, the weight gain. But one of the most common symptoms has been the expectation of an extremely horny public once things have...ahem...opened up. We're not talking about about hormonal conversations with equally single friends. There have been actual articles about the promise of a "slutty summer." Judging by the lines of sexy people waiting to get into sweaty, sardine-packed clubs, that dirty season has already started. 

While some people may be having the opportunity to sow their wild, unkempt oats, many of us are now stuck in our offices, simply fantasizing about the freedom that so many lustful people are currently enjoying. Instead of margaritas and sugary sweet shots on the waterfront, we're pounding cold brew and seltzer just trying to make it through the day. By the end of it all, especially in this heat, there's not much energy for sexy time. But there is energy for dirty memes and posts. And we've got quite a few of them right here. They're no substitute for a wild romp, but we'll just have to make do. 

While boredom may not be a unique affliction in 2020, it's definitely not something to be treated lightly. You see, boredom is a gateway drug to bad decisions, whether that's binge-eating, drinking, or worse - watching The Office. To help steer your ennui-afflicted asses in the right direction, we've put together this collection of amusing, stupid, and spicy memes and tweets for your bored perusal. Don't say we never did anything for you.

If you've been sleeping with someone for a while, you're probably past the point of wondering if they're into you. It should be clear. But what (beyond working magic in the bedroom) can you do to make sure they stay interested? We'd argue that one surefire way to keep your partner engaged is by sending them sexy memes throughout the day. Flirty and dirty jokes can even be a kind of foreplay if sent at the right time. And this gallery is a treasure trove of memes that your special friend is guaranteed to enjoy. If they've got any kind of a sex drive.

Ah, the birds and the bees. We've featured some galleries about woefully stupid people who desperately need sex education. Today we're focusing on purposefully dumb memes about sexy time. They're very cringey and make very little sense, but somehow that ups the humor factor by a lot. If you want more, you can browse through hundreds of similarly stupid sex memes at Know Your Meme. Happy scrolling!

Who doesn't enjoy a good dirty joke? We've got a saucy batch of sex-themed memes for dirty-minded people with a good sense of humor. Whether you're in a long-term monogamous relationship, juggling a few casual partners, or just need a few dirty memes to DM to a crush, we've got some relatable content in here about all kinds of sexy situations. Get your mind into the gutter with these scandalous memes, and don't worry, the horny police are nowhere in sight. 

Good evening. We're here tonight to remind you that it's okay to be bored. We all experience the sensation of having nothing to do and feeling utterly listless. If we're being honest, things have been more boring than ever. But that doesn't mean you should resort to trolling people on social media or drowning your sorrows with unhealthy activities. Instead, why not peruse this healthy serving of internet humor? You'll save yourself the bad vibes and they might actually improve your mood. Win/win! 

2020 has been quite the year so far. We've lost over 200,000 people to Covid-19 in the United States, and that number's just going to keep going up. Things are scary, and we're masking up and sanitizing, but sometimes we just want to plug our ears and pretend it's not happening. And we're sure we're not alone in that sentiment. So we wrangled some quality memes that have absolutely no mention of the virus. There's sexy memes, edgy memes, and some painfully relatable ones - but absolutely none of the 2020 c-word. Sit back, relax, and enjoy a break from the bleak.

When I was a kid my mother used to tell me that only boring people get bored. As an adult, I know that this is absolutely not true. But we do have a remedy for people feeling bored and listless. The remedy? This gallery of stupid, funny, and nonsensical memes. It might not keep you busy for very long, but even a few minutes of happy scrolling counts for someone.

As many people are staying indoors because of the pesky coronavirus pandemic, we aren't finding many opportunities to feel sexual tension. But that's not stopping Twitter users from tweeting about it. After @wendys_dumpster went viral for tweeting about "The sexual tension between you and the person adjusting your seatbelt on a rollercoaster," many users followed suit with their own extremely specific examples of charged situations. While some of the tweets are strange and irreverent (lobotomy, anyone?) others are actually super relatable. Here are our favorites.

There are a lot of things you can say about sex, but hopefully everyone can agree on this: doing the nasty can be extremely funny, intentionally or not. The weird sounds. Zany kinks. Corny soundtracks. But. as Twitter user @saucemcgraw proves in this twitter thread, sometimes its the stuff we utter in the throes of passion that's funniest of all. 

Whether you're single and trying to manage the "dating thing" while in quarantine, or you've got a ball and chain, these memes will remind you of the absolute joys of looking for love. It can be a pain in the ass in either situation, but at least you know you're not alone in the struggle.

Everything's fine. It's 2020 and there's nothing wrong. Everyone is healthy, we're happy, and things are totally normal. Since everything is hunky-dory, why not celebrate with some memes? They're memes that show no mention of that terrible thing that isn't happening. We promise.

Another day, another Jokermeme. The latest format to catch on on Reddit and Instagram is pretty damn similar to 'Joker Hit By Car'memes, but with a little extra slapstick-y style. The memes feature Joaquin Phoenix's Joker being hit in the face with his own signs, at the hands of some mean teens. The template lends itself to some pretty hilarious situations. Here are our favorites.

If you were expecting us to respond maturely when we heard it was International Nut Day, you were sorely, sorely mistaken. When we see an opportunity to get dirty, we take it. So here are a bunch of super inappropriate and nut-worthy memesfor your scrolling pleasure. Just try to avoid scrolling through them near your mom or your boss. And here's a heads up: Tomorrow is Boston Cream Pie day. Get ready. 

You don't have to be a gamer to appreciate this Call of Duty meme format. This meme from Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 comes from a scene in which General Shepherd shoots down both the player-character and Roach, an act of betrayal as he is thought to be an ally. As pretty much everyone alive (or dead) has experienced some form of treachery, the format is incredibly versatile and extremely relatable. It's being used to describe classic betrayal scenarios as well as smaller, petty and amusing disloyalty, such as asking the teacher to collect the homework. We've put together some of our favorites, but if they're not enough, you can check out some of our gaming collections here and here.