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You'll never want to go on another first date again after you read these cringey horror stories!

We love dog memes and hyper-specific industry memes, so @fuckitsdavid deserves a whole lot of love today. This Twitter comedian made some classic dog memes and put his own highly relatable restaurant twist. If you've ever worked a shift at a busy, incestuous dining spot - you'll know exactly what we mean. Even if you've only been a diner, we guarantee you'll remember encountering one of these workers in your experiences. 

For the full thread and images, check out David's work here.

This just makes us want to pull a no call, no show.