Never look down your nose at the guy who makes more money than you in tips

"Really seems like the kind of thing you should call ahead and ask about."

I NEED HANDS

Show them up

the ticket printer still haunts me

Alright fellas, let's talk about pizzas. Finding the best pizza place is a challenge, but once you find the place that makes the best pizzas for your liking, it is a relationship no less important than the one you have with your partner. You get friendly with the employees, they soon know your name and your favorite toppings, and you always know you are going to enjoy that pizza and never be disappointed. Your pizza order is no less important – finding your favorite crust, toppings and size is…

Is it really that fast?

Guess she didn't quiero Taco Bell

servin' it up

Hopefully, no one gets themselves into a situation like Spongebob and Mr. Krabs did when the health inspector came to the Krusty Krab…

being a server is just hoping that your shift is gonna be slow, but you still somehow make $200

Mess with the delivery guy, get a pizza the revenge!

For crying out loud, if you bring your kids to a restaurant, don't let them treat it like a playground. Waiting tables is a lot harder if you have a little one running beneath your feet, not to mention it's actually really dangerous, as servers are running around with hot plates in their hands. If a kid were to bump into a server, they could potentially have the hot plate dropped on their head. That would hurt, a lot. And then parents would bla bla bla about suing for damages when really, they…

Compliments to the chef, and everyone else in the back of house.

embrace the chaos

who stole my pen