seals

This GIFs me a strong sense of peace.

On the job, they're fearless, calculating tactical masterminds. Off the job, they're snuggly wuggly adorable sea critters that I just want to shower with cuddles! - Matty Malaprop

The Penguins are not as awesome as an Elephant Seal

Via:

The Daily What

I'm not trying to be mean, but... um... they don't look quite as ripped as they do in the recruitment photos... - Matty Malaprop

BENCHES are for the homeless, not seals