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Hilariously Hard-To-Understand Scottish Tweets

Twitter is an incredible goldmine of entertainment. We love sharing the seemingly endless supply of amusing tidbits that users pump out every day. But there will always be a special place in our hearts for the near-indecipherable humor of Scottish Twitter. These tweets may take a few reads for you to understand, but they're jam-packed with irony, sarcasm, and top-notch observational humor. The phonetic brogue just makes 'em even better.

Funny scottish twitter gems, scottish tweets, funny tweets | @Boyle_67 2 d. X Auld man came hame pished he went out at half 8 this morning play golf, did ma auld dear scream an shout? Nope she put him straight bed, an 's sign good Catholic marriage if he's done anything wrong God will get him, she's watching masterchef an canny be arsed. 36 27 49 O 1.237
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30 Zany Gems From Scottish Twitter

It's no secret that in our spare time we like to mess around on Twitter. It can be a great way to enjoy short and sweet witticisms from clever writers and comedians. But very little seems to entertain us more than the special brogue of Scottish Twitter. It's a wild world and the dialect sometimes verges on unintelligible. That's just part what makes these observational tweets so damn funny.

Funny and relatable scottish tweets | Graeme Lester @fairlyoddgraeme Ave just been informed if ye say "Space Ghetto an American accent sounds like "Spice Girl Scottish accent and canny stop 31/03/2016, 23:04 104 RETWEETS 69 LIKES
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Hilarious & Hard-To-Decipher Gems From Scottish Twittter

If you have never attempted to translate the textual brogue of Scottish Twitter, you've been missing out. The comedic 280 character gems are sassy, irreverent, and often incredibly smart. We just wish we knew what all the words meant. But sometimes ignorance is bliss, 

funny tweets from scottish twitter, schotland, comedy | lewis @lewiskerr Just seen there some burd sticks same lottery numbers oan as her ex so if he wins he needsty half wi her. Burds are mental man
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Bunch Of Drunk Scots Come Together Over 'Miracle Bread' In This Entertaining Twitter Thread

Who knew that a simple loaf of bread could bring so many Scottish drunkards together? We certainly didn't, but you know what they say: you never know when you'll find a holy symbol in something so ordinary. Okay, no one really says that but you get what we mean, right? Anyway, please enjoy this story brought to you by Jimmy Watkins.

Funny Twitter thread about a 'miracle' loaf of bread
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It's easy to hate on The Floss. The dance craze was made popular largely thanks to everyone's favorite game to hate, Fortnite. Hating aside, this viral video of a spritely youth flossing to a bizarre (and awesome) ABBA cover has managed to steal our hearts. 

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30 Scottish Twitter Gems That'll Make You Laugh Or Scratch Your Head

It's no secret that Scottish twitter is almost its own language. The mix of weird and phonetic spelling, combined with bracing wit and hilarious observations makes these Tweets the perfect way to waste time and improve your mood.

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45 Times Scottish Twitter Was Pure Comedy Gold

Scottish tweets tend to be incredibly sharp and hilariously relatable - when you can understand them. Here's a huge batch of some of our favorite brogue-ish, witty twitter material!

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