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A clueless (some may say optimistic) sorority girl unintentionally spawned our new favorite twitter meme after tweeting a vision of her "best life." The idyllic tweet from Mallori Taylor represents what can only be described as a white co-ed's version of the American Dream:

"LADIES imagine this, it's 15 years from now—your son is up to bat, your husband is the hot 3rd base coach, your little girl is cheering on her big brother at the fence,&you are team mom, taking pics with a fancy camera,&keeping the scorebook 

THAT WOULD BE LIVING MY BEST LIFE"

Cue John Fogerty's "Centerfield." 

Mallori's tweet went viral after two days, after which Twitter users began making fun of her relatively normie "best life." Here are some of our favorite jabby, pop-culture reference-filled responses.

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If you're graduating soon, know that real life is real scary, and that you definitely should not follow any of this advice!