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Literal Translations That Prove Language Is Illogical

Meeeeesh

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You Just Carry Around a Pin for That Reason?

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Well, It Does Still Smell Pretty Good

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Give a Man a Fish

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Wise Words to Heed

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Never Trust a Shifty-Eyed Horse

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All The World's a Stage

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I Could Have Written a Concise, Punny Post Title Here, But Then That Would Contradict the Tidbit I Shared With You Two Hours Ago So That's Simply Out of the Question

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Close Enough.

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You're Also Mispronouncing That Name TERRIBLY

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Wait, Decline's an Option?

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Hell Has Frozen Over

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I'm All Ears!

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