Learning a language is hard enough as is without factoring in all of the colloquialisms that aren't natural for a non-native speaker. The following posts make fun of translations from English into other languages, but let's not forget how ridiculous English is; you gotta admit that "frog's umbrella" makes a lot more sense than "mushroom"...
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And in truth, I probably could not have written a concise, punny post title for this particular image, so I'm still a liar even in my attempt to act truthfully. Well shoot. - Matty Malaprop
By LOLdogexpert
If you're going to pun homophonically, then for the love of god you could at least use actual homophones! - Matty Malaprop
Well then... screw you, tiny, child-sized bladder! No longer shall I answer to your whiny protestations! - Matty Malaprop
