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Sappy relationship posts are some of the more nauseating things you come across on the web. These relentlessly sarcastic (and often fcked up) parody posts are the perfect way to wash your eyes of that corny crap. Who needs flowers and Instagram filters, lets get some real couples up in this b*ch. Those who are looking for more Hallmark cards to send to their significant other are in the wrong place. 

Want to know everything and anything their is to know about couples' intimacy? Then I suggest you read a book. But these sexual relationship memes will definitely get you on the right track. Or just check out even more dark and dirty relationship memes to get the low down on the rest.

We've seen bot-generated chapters of Harry Potter and Seinfeld episodes, so when we first saw Keaton Patti's bot-written Olive Garden commercial, we didn't bat an eye. The dialogue is hilariously and perfectly off, it's so bad it seems real. Alas, some (many) things on the internet are just too good to be true, and our friends at Gizmodo made us meme freaks feel pretty frickin' dumb.

It turns out that Mr. Patti, a writer who has contributed to the New Yorker, and, tellingly, The Onion, has written these fake masterpieces before. He's not the only one. The meme is apparently abundant on Twitter. The fact that even bigger media outlets fell for us makes it a little better, but we still have to hand it to these memers for their dedication and creativity.