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This girl better get a lifetime supply of Kat Von D eyeliner.

Damn, these tweets are like a super-charged and super-savage edition of 'Kids Say The Darndest Things!' Somebody grab a hose cuz they're setting their parents on fire.

A good prank never gets old, and an Askreddit thread captured the best of the best just in time for April Fool's Day. Click here for more savage pranks.

Yall better ask for Jesus' forgiveness after laughing at these. 

 Since his days as Sulu on Star Trek, George Takei, has been an active spokesperson for the LBGT community.

From his Twitter account: "Some know me as Mr. Sulu from Star Trek but I hope all know me as a believer in, and a fighter for, the equality and dignity of all human beings."

Well, there's one thing for sure. George Takei is a grade-A certified savage, and is not a man to be trifled with on the internet. Any kind of trolling or deprecating comment directed at equal rights will be met with witty sarcasm veiled in cheery disposition. George has a treasure trove of these remarks, these are just a few. 

But we have to ask, who the hell doesn't like brunch?

The British phone company, Tesco Mobile, has one of the most savage Twitter account on the internet.

Most people think it's fun and games to joke about Tesco's crappy coverage, or even the obnoxious auto-generated voice mails, but Tesco Mobile doesn't play.

Just take a look at some of these recent brutal comebacks and see for yourself.