Motherhood is anything but a walk in the park. While the responsibility of raising a human being (or three) seems to have its emotional rewards, we can't help but imagine that it's exhausting, and occasionally soul-crushing. These child-rearing, however, seem to cope with that parenting roller coaster via savage senses of humor. We're here for it.
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We thought LiveJournal designs were over but it's 2019 and people are still putting emo text on faded hipster imagery. Fortunately for us, some like-minded mischief makers decided to improve these cheesy pictures with some much-needed sarcasm.
It's important for people to strive for creativity in their professional lives and their outside interests. We also firmly believe that it's important to strive for creativity when putting people in their damn place. If you're trying to really get someone good, profanity ain't gonna cut it. You really gotta reach into your vocabulary, get colorful, and use some serious f*cked up imagery. If you're not sure what we mean, just take a gander at these hilarious and savage pics of masters in action.
Have you ever wondered who the heck is behind Wendy's fire Twitter account famous for its savage roasts and toasts? We were curious about it too...her name is Amy Brown and she's been with the company since 2012. She's even remarked that her own social media skills are terrible, but we think that's probably BS. We can only hope that Brown is being compensated handsomely for her outstanding work in the roasting game!
We are fully aware of the fact that parenting can be one of the most stressful jobs out there, so it's good to have a sense of humor about it all. These parents are definitely doing it right - because sometimes you have to call your kids out on their bullsh*t.
Whoever runs Wendy's Twitter account has the social media game on LOCK. This time around, they asked Twitter for volunteers to be roasted on the spot, and just like you would expect, they did not disappoint. Some of these are pretty mean, but you can't say that the volunteers weren't straight up asking for it!
If you've been racking up lists of foes and wondering how to leave them just a tiny bit scarred, this Instagram is for you. The insults on this simple account have way more bite than the token "your mom." It's about time we added some creativity to our feuds, IRL and otherwise.
