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Well, they literally asked for these brutal roasts.

We haven't seen a good "Mean Tweets" on Jimmy Kimmel Live in a bit, but that doesn't mean we've forgotten 'em. Here's a delightful assortment of our favorite savage and absolutely bizarre moments from the segment. The Benedict Cumberbatch is especially spot-on. 

It may technically be the Lord's day, but that doesn't mean that we can't worship Satan too. Satan needs a little appreciation too, and what better way to show him that than with memes about heavy metal? We think that metalheads and non-metalheads alike will be able to appreciate these brutal sh*tposts!

There's very little in this world that's as satisfying as witnessing (or reading) idiots get taken down by someone with a clever comeback or schooling session. These instances of schadenfreude are as delightful as they are savage.

Motherhood is anything but a walk in the park. While the responsibility of raising a human being (or three) seems to have its emotional rewards, we can't help but imagine that it's exhausting, and occasionally soul-crushing. These child-rearing, however, seem to cope with that parenting roller coaster via savage senses of humor. We're here for it. 

This girl better get a lifetime supply of Kat Von D eyeliner.

A little list for those of us who are sick of wholesome memes. Enjoy.

We thought LiveJournal designs were over but it's 2019 and people are still putting emo text on faded hipster imagery. Fortunately for us, some like-minded mischief makers decided to improve these cheesy pictures with some much-needed sarcasm. 

It's important for people to strive for creativity in their professional lives and their outside interests. We also firmly believe that it's important to strive for creativity when putting people in their damn place. If you're trying to really get someone good, profanity ain't gonna cut it. You really gotta reach into your vocabulary, get colorful, and use some serious f*cked up imagery. If you're not sure what we mean, just take a gander at these hilarious and savage pics of masters in action.

Have you ever wondered who the heck is behind Wendy's fire Twitter account famous for its savage roasts and toasts? We were curiousabout it too...her name is Amy Brown and she's been with the company since 2012. She's even remarked that her own social media skills are terrible, but we think that's probably BS. We can only hope that Brown is being compensated handsomely for her outstanding work in the roasting game!

We are fully aware of the fact that parenting can be one of the most stressful jobs out there, so it's good to have a sense of humor about it all. These parents are definitely doing it right - because sometimes you have to call your kids out on their bullsh*t.

Whoever runs Wendy's Twitter account has the social media game on LOCK. This time around, they asked Twitter for volunteers to be roasted on the spot, and just like you would expect, they did not disappoint. Some of these are pretty mean, but you can't say that the volunteers weren't straight up asking for it!