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Funny meme that reads, "Follow me for more quarantine recipes" above a photo of a hot dog in a glass with beans and a cocktail umbrella

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'Asian Ron Swanson' Twitter Thread Is A Wildly Entertaining Father's Day Tribute

Funny tweet about firefighters eating sausage made from pigs they saved.

Damn, That's Dark

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Very Healthy

Funny meme about firefighters saving pigs and then eating them as sausage.

Bon Appetit!

Funny meme featuring a screenshot of a text thread, someone texts a funny photo of a young boy with sausage, says sorry wrong number, and the recipient says "come over now."

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This Pun Is the Wurst

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Eau de Andouille

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Someone Really Needed Some Sausage

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She Won't Think It's as Funny as You

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He's Going to Slip You the Sausage

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IS THAT A EUPHEMISM?

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22-year-old employee refuses to respond to work messages after 8 PM because her boss got angry she didn't respond to his message at 11:40 PM: 'He said I should stay on top of communication if I want to grow.'

22-year-old employee refuses to respond to work messages after 8 PM because her boss got angry she didn't respond to his message at 11:40 PM: 'He said I should stay on top of communication if I want to grow.'

Sibling changes the lock to their house after parents give a key to 34-year-old unemployed brother, refusing to let him stay: ‘Then I gave him our parents' key'

Sibling changes the lock to their house after parents give a key to 34-year-old unemployed brother, refusing to let him stay: ‘Then I gave him our parents' key'

Job interviewer tells job interviewee to shut up after he spent 5 minutes explaining his background and interrupted the interviewer 7 times: 'John, you really have to shut up and listen.'

Job interviewer tells job interviewee to shut up after he spent 5 minutes explaining his background and interrupted the interviewer 7 times: 'John, you really have to shut up and listen.'

17-year-old refuses to cook meals for his estranged 28-year-old brother and his 3 kids after he ignored him his entire life: 'He ignores my birthdays, he ignores me at Christmas, he never invites me to parties.'

17-year-old refuses to cook meals for his estranged 28-year-old brother and his 3 kids after he ignored him his entire life: 'He ignores my birthdays, he ignores me at Christmas, he never invites me to parties.'

Helicopter-mother demands that her sister let her sheltered teen daughter, Emily, move into her spare bedroom as a "practice dorm" for the 8 months before college, niece begs aunt to refuse, sparking family tension: 'Not giving Emily a safe transition'

Helicopter-mother demands that her sister let her sheltered teen daughter, Emily, move into her spare bedroom as a "practice dorm" for the 8 months before college, niece begs aunt to refuse, sparking family tension: 'Not giving Emily a safe transition'

16-year-old demands friends wait for her at the train station since she won't make it to the train in time, they refuse, forcing her to take the later train alone: ‘We want to be on time’

16-year-old demands friends wait for her at the train station since she won't make it to the train in time, they refuse, forcing her to take the later train alone: ‘We want to be on time’