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Funny tweet about firefighters eating sausage made from pigs they saved.

Damn, That's Dark

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Very Healthy

Funny meme about firefighters saving pigs and then eating them as sausage.

Bon Appetit!

Funny meme featuring a screenshot of a text thread, someone texts a funny photo of a young boy with sausage, says sorry wrong number, and the recipient says "come over now."

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This Pun Is the Wurst

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