I was today years old when I learned that broccoli is actually cauliflower that's been dyed green. Okay, not true. But broccoli is totally man made. Look it up. Have you ever seen broccoli growing in the wild? You haven't, because it was originally a natural cabbage plant that humans used to cultivate a more palatable version, which we call broccoli today. The internet is full of factoids like this—some weird, some fascinating, and some pretty hard to believe. We've collected a bunch of crazy th

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Tall guys are always coming up with clever ways of flexing about their height to the world without explicitly doing so, for example, dudes who complain on the internet about how they always have to stand in the back at a concert because they're just too tall for society. It's called humble bragging , and @antihemi tweeted an obviously satirical exaggeration of the sort of sneaky flex that can inexplicably go viral. Well perhaps the satire wasn't obvious enough, because the tweet went viral anyw…

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