Via AyeeJimbo
Sasquatch comin' through.
That ferocious cracking sound you just heard was neither a falling tree nor the sound of a rifle's shot; it was a very adamant Z-snap from one seriously pissed off 'squatch. - Matty Malaprop
It's kinda your fault, Sassy. That's the kind of thing you get for always being such a yetease. - Matty Malaprop
Speak softly... And carry a huge shotgun!
(Fake Theodore Roosevelt)
SASQUATCH HAS A STRATEGIC BOMBER Your argument is about to be blown to jesus