running

It's always humbling to be drunkenly trudging home from a long night out and see people running. The contrast between being a piece of human trash and taking care of one's body is alarming. These running memes go out to the responsible and fit people with the strength to wake up early or strap on those sneaks after a long day of work. Keep making us feel like garbage - maybe at some point we'll join your elite and sinewy ranks. Until then, all we have to offer is memes.

This meme, which likely comes from a biology textbook illustration, is a terrifying depiction of running away from one's problems. We like to think that whoever designed said illustration had a sense of humor, because it is far too ridiculous and creepy to have been designed unironically. Have fun sleeping after scrolling and check out Know Your Meme for more!

Meme Man has really been picking up traction lately in the dank meme universe. First it was stonks, and now it's "Acceleration Yes" which features the near-featureless dude sprinting on a track. Check out some of our favorites down below!

It's the beginning of the year and you know what that means: everyone's trying to act on their New Years resolution of getting in shape. Good on ya! And for the already-consistent gym-goers, try not to be too hard on people - everyone's gotta start somewhere! (Even if that means a more crowded gym unfortunately.)

We get that the start of January can be annoying for anyone who's a die-hard gym rat; you're just trying to get your workout done as quickly as possible and then you see the swarms of new gym-goers who made a vow to start working out in 2019. But as crowded as the gym might seem at this time of year, you gotta give 'em some props for trying to make a positive lifestyle change! Y'all got this!

The latest practice to garner fake awe from memers is the fairly universal practice of going up (or down) the stairs two at a time. The feat may have seemed impressive when we were kids with short legs, but somehow it's become one of our favorite new meme trends. While we may scoff at the seemingly weird flex, perhaps the world really would be a better place if that's all it took to hold society together.