It's a tale as old as time. After a long day of staring at your screen in anger, you're standing (or maybe sitting, crying) in the shower. Just trying to wash away the agony of the day. As you lather up your hair with sweet-smelling shampoo, there it is. A “Eureka!” moment. No, not the meaning of life. But the perfect zinger that would have absolutely destroyed that annoying bully in the office cafeteria, or perhaps that obnoxious Twitter troll you wanted to clobber with words. It's unfortunate…

Intelligence comes in many impressive flavors. You've got math whizzes who solve mind-boggling equations just for fun , making the rest of us question our brains' existence. They can calculate tips at lightning speed and perform complex mental gymnastics like it's a walk in the park. Then there are the artistic geniuses who can turn a blank canvas into a masterpiece using paints, pencils, or even discarded junk they stumble upon. I think these qualify as superpowers. There are science nerds who…

I recently found myself surprised by some hot gossip from the celebrity-focused Deux Moi Instagram page. See, I don't seek this stuff out. You learn things when you're working on the Internet, things you'd never actually be interested in. The Deux Moi tips that Kardashian Frankenstein Kylie Jenner and actor Timothée Chalamet were dating definitely fall into that category, but I still raised my eyebrows. Alas, sometimes the Internet is right, and yesterday ET confirmed the relationship is, indee…

An old tweet featuring a video of Keanu Reeves helping the John Wick: Chapter 4 production crew with some heavy lifting recently went viral. It's shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone that everyone's favorite wholesome celebrity was nice to some regular people. While the tale may seem dull to those of us who are well aware of Keanu's penchant for kindness , the tweet's virality has led to some not-so-nice revelations about another star: Mike Myers. While defending praise of Keanu's actions, Tw…

A good insult is a beautiful thing, and anyone who has spent some time on Reddit knows that many patrons of the infamous website understand the art of the roast. One user recently asked the people of Reddit to share their favorite cuss word-free insults, and boy did r/AskReddit deliver. We've put together a collection of some of our favorite rude remarks from the entertaining thread.

There are many different types of intelligence in this world. Some people are mathematical whizzes who do seemingly needless equations just for kicks. They can do complex math in their head and calculate tips within seconds. Then there are the artistic geniuses, who understand how to create masterpieces with paints, pencils, sculptural materials, or even garbage they find on the street. I've always envied science nerds who actually understand space and time, the physics of everything. There are…

The phenomenon of incels taking to the internet to air out their unhinged frustration toward women is nothing new. At this point in time, it's pretty much expected. It feels as though there's always some dude lurking behind a Twitter or Reddit corner, waiting to explain some intellectual subject to a woman who a) doesn't know who this dude is and b) really, really doesn't want to hear it. It's often under the guise of connection. And it usually results in rejection. And sometimes, after being r…

Delightfully brutal burns

Fashion is funny. The other night at karaoke I saw two women dressed like a post-9/11 nightmare. Those child-proof bandanas you can tie. Their G-string thongs peeking from their heinously low-rise jeans. Baby-sized baby pink tees with Abercrombie logos. As a millennial who was denied all of these things by a strict mother , it brought back some serious feelings. Fashion choices, such as these, can inspire a lot of emotions and reactions. Anger. Sadness. And most hilariously, disgust and mockery…

Daaaaaaamn.

Listen. It's not cool to body shame. But. Sometimes it is. When we're talking about obscenely wealthy d-bag Elon Musk . Or Mark Zuckerberg. The former's been getting a whole lot of flack following the release of photos from his recent vacation to the island of Mykonos in Greece. The tech billionaire is pictured on his yacht, and in some photos, is getting a proper hose down from a man by the name of Ari Emanuel. The photos are not very flattering - something that the people of Twitter were very…

The Met Gala has long been Twitter's favorite opportunity to express disgust over the frivolities of the wealthy , and last night's ‘Gilded Age’ event was no exception. Celebrities flocked to show off their shockingly expensive fits (and lack thereof) at the Metropolitan Museum of Art's fundraiser, and the keyboard smashing couch-sitters were more than happy to offer up their memes, reactions, sartorial takedowns and general commentary. One of the overarching themes of the criticism focuses on…

Look. We know that a lot of people love Disney. As a kid, you're basically trained to want to go to one of their tricked out amusement parks. You want to see Goofy's goofiness up close, meet a princess in a floofy gown, and stand in line for over an hour with your disgruntled parents who would rather be drinking. After a while you grow up, and while you do want to go to Disneyland for some rides, you also want to spend more time at the Trader Sam's tiki bar, drinking until you get into an explo…

Owned

Some of these HURT.