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37 Comebacks & Burns We'd Be Proud To Think Of

Ever have it out with someone (either seriously or in good fun) and think of the perfect comeback hours later when you're in the shower? Happens to us all the time. These clever souls didn't have to suffer like that - they came up with some seriously smart sh*t at just the right moment. Salute. 

Funny comebacks, witty comebacks, roasts, twitter, funny tweets | Had my IQ test today. Scored perfect 100 marshmellowtank Now do plan on using
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16 Clever Comebacks & Sick Burns

While people are still waiting to get vaccinated, very few of us will be able to serve up that IRL comeback heat. But because we're suckers for seeing people roasted and toasted, we've collected some burns and comebacks that were served up on the internet. We're gonna be here for a while, why not enjoy some quality roasts while we're at it? 

Funny comebacks and burns | RainnWilson O @rainnwilson decided stop using toilet paper. 9:23 PM 3/18/20 Twitter iPhone 680 Retweets 12.3K Likes Jenna Fischer O @jennafischer 11h Replying rainnwilson Why are acting like this is new decision? | Ja Rule @jarule If y'all need l'll be Alaska 20:30 12/03/2020 Twitter iPhone 317 Retweets 1,491 Likes Kokain Dawkins @kokain_d 1d v Replying jarule Nobody has needed since 2005 bro
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Amusing Times Moms Were Merciless Trolls

Motherhood is anything but a walk in the park. While the responsibility of raising a human being (or three) seems to have its emotional rewards, we can't help but imagine that it's exhausting, and occasionally soul-crushing. These child-rearers, however, seem to cope with that parenting roller coaster via savage senses of humor. We're here for it. 

Funny moms, troll moms, texting with moms, parenting, mom memes | Details Mom Messages Crystal CLEAR/CLAIR Cristal KUST-OLEUM NeverWet OUTDOOR FABRIC TISSUS D'EXTERIEUR Ok Like girlfriend Lol | owlmylove: charlottelabouff: Remember temporarily blind and my mom took shopping but got lost parking lot and ended up confused and hole and she just took pictures instead helping
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Roasty Toasty British Memes For Your Tea-Time Scrolling

We hope these memes won't trigger any of our buds in the United Kingdom, but these jab-heavy memes were too good not to share. From riffing on their habitual colonizing (love a good history meme) to mocking British cuisine, these memes are filled with slightly savage but mostly-harmless fun. 

Funny and mean memes about great britain, the united kingdom, history memes | Mr. Mince N Tatties @kingcoonta all UK eats like Germans are still flying overhead Mel @Melfyx best homemade dinner on planet. English students studying entirety their country's history Are we baddies?
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17 Scathing Anti-PETA Memes For Anyone In The Resistance

PETA has a long history of rubbing the world the wrong way, and earlier this week they took things way too far. The so-called animal rights organization denigrated fallen hero Steve Irwin to further their cause and the internet rose up in anger. In the words of The Dude, this aggression will not stand, man. We've put together some more anti-PETA memes to help everyone in this righteous meme take down. 

Funny anti-peta memes, eric andre, steve irwin, funny memes, peta, peta memes | eraser REALLY BIG MISTAKES PETA ifunny.co REALLY BIG MISTAKES | eric andre shooting hannibal Person - PETA Animals adultswim.com "Animals are entitled be left alone"
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Wendy's Roasts McDonald's To Announce Their New Breakfast Menu

It's been a while since we enjoyed a good Wendy's roast session, but their Twitter team really brought it yesterday. The fast food restaurant went after McDonald's in a sly and funny attempt at announcing the March launch of their breakfast menu. Judging by all the attention the thread received from brands and roast-hungry fans, the PR move was a success. Even the Uno account had to get in on the fun. 

We've included some of the better exchanges, but you can catch more fire by scrolling through the thread here. We hate to admit it, but those Wendy's breakfast sandwiches are making us hungry after all those brutal roasts.

Funny roasts from wendy's trying to roast mcdonald's in an attempt to promote their new breakfast menu | Wendy's @Wendys Hey @McDonalds, roast us. bear-ly func @BearCherian Replying Can't find roast setting on their microwave UNO @realUNOgame UNO Replying could never SKIP this. Wendy's @Wendys Draw 4 4
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Prince Philip Is Getting Meme'd After Brief Hospital Visit

The Queen of England's other half found himself the subject of a meme following a brief hospital stay. Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, had been in the hospital for four days due to a "pre-existing condition." He was photographed en route to the Royal family's Christmas celebrations in Sandingham, and people were quick to notice the 98 year old's peakish and almost frightening appearance. But let's be real - Phil is looking pretty good for his age. That definitely didn't stop the memes. Memers expressed fear for the Duke's health, astonishment at his appearance, and used the images to make self-deprecating jokes. While we feel a bit guilty for supporting the internet's efforts at roasting an old man, the memes are pretty entertaining. 

funny memes about prince philip leaving hospital, funny tweets | DAILY MIRROR Prince Philip leaves hospital time spend Christmas with Queen Domonique Simone He need go fuck back. coming work at 6 am after going bed at 2 am.
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Spicy Self-Owns Worthy Of Respect

It takes a shocking amount of confidence (or complete nihilism) to own roastoneself properly. We don't see this phenomenon often, so we're relieved to know that the r/KamikazeByWords subreddit exists. The community is the perfect way to see people destroy themselves, all in one convenient place. Happy scrolling!

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Twitter Roasts Tweet Claiming Young Rainn Wilson Is As Hot As Leo And Brad Pitt

Twitter stan culture is honestly mystifying to us here at Memebase. You can't search Timothée Chalamet without finding at least 100 horny teenage girls that use his name in their Twitter names and bios. The obsession with K-Pop stars is everywhere. One such Twitter user mystified the site on Saturday when they suggested old photos of The Office's Rainn Wilson  should be as drooled over as those of famous hunks Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. People absolutely balked at the suggestion, and weren't afraid to show their disapproval and, well, surprise. While we enjoy the tweets, we do feel bad for Wilson, a fan favorite who played Dwight Schrute in the sitcom about a branch of a paper company. The tweets are in no way complimentary, but they're funny as hell. 

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Twitter Nerds Out Roasting Robert Pattinson's Dior 'Potion Seller' Look

A Robert Pattinson fan account spawned some hilarious tweets yesterday when users began saying the star looked like a 'potions seller' in photos where he's wearing a drapey Dior jacket. People were spouting out nerdy references to games and fandoms such as Harry Potter. Pattinson, who actually played Cedric Diggory in the film adaptions, isn't one to shy from the fantastical, judging by his appearance as Edward Cullen of the Twilight series. It's nice to see him back in the supernatural fantasy world. 

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Rob Lowe's Son Masterfully Trolls His Dad's Instagram

Former Brat Pack star and Parks and Rec darling Rob Lowe is easily one of our favorite celebrities - and it seems that talent runs strong in his gene pool. Twitter user Marianne Lane has significantly brightened our weeks with the revelation that John Lowe has been roasting almost all of his famous father's Instagram posts. From razzing Lowe for posting that bogus Instagram privacy hoax to mocking his acting skills, the recent Stanford grad has definitely revealed himself as the funniest dude in his family. We've put together some of his most fiery efforts, but we're sure there's loads more where these came from. Happy scrolling!

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Chance The Rapper Is Getting Seriously Roasted For Loving His Wife

Chance the Rapper released his much-awaited debut album The Big Day on July 26th, and fans have been surprised and annoyed that much of the album seems to be about how much Chance loves his wife, Kirsten Corley. Chance has been open about the fact that the album was inspired by his wedding, but that hasn't stopped fans and critics from parodying the artist with videos and on Twitter. The most notable parody comes from @charliewinsmore, in the form of a cringey song with simplistic lyrics praising said wife. The tweets have been pretty good, too - lots of acknowledgement that Chance is going Borat. And fortunately Chance doesn't seem too phased by the roastin' and toastin'. While he gets deep in this Twitter thread, the rapper sticks by his sentiment - he loves his wife! 

Funny tweets about how much Chance the rapper loves his wife.
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16 Roasts That Left People Lightly Toasted

Roasting is a special art form that requires a lot of practiced skill and we salute anyone who's perfected it. And for those being roasted, we salute your willingness to have your appearance and character completely torn apart. Most of us are not nearly that confident and would probably cry tbh.

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Beto O'Rourke Got Roasted On Twitter For Speaking Spanish Last Night

Last night was the First Democratic Debate, featuring Beto O'Rourke, Bill Deblasio, Julián Castro, Cory Booker, Elizabeth Warren, Amy Klobuchar, Tulsi Gabbard, Jay Inslee, John Delaney, and Tim Ryan. While the first debates tend to say a whole lot of nothing about who will win the favor of the people, Beto O'Rourke was quick shoo-in for most meme-able candidate. At the very beginning of the debate, O'Rourke was asked a question about the economy, and he opted to give a non-answer in both English and Spanish. The move puzzled his opponents (Namely Booker and Warren) and viewers alike. It didn't take long for people on Twitter to roast the Texan's his attempt at a bilingual answer. Here are some of our favorite spicy jabs.

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Horny Tweet About Ed Sheeran Has Turned Into A Hilarious Roast-Fest

A very enthusiastic tweet about Ed Sheeran's appearance has inspired a ton of roasts on the social media site. User @snollygoster111 started the fire when they tweeted two shirtless photos of the pop star captioned "GUYS ED SHEERAN GOT HOT". Sheeran is a frequent victim of internet mockery, so other accounts were very eager to roast the tweet and the musician by pairing the text with pictures of other popular and unpopular gingers. It's a simple meme, but incredibly effective. 

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'Influencers' Are Getting Roasted For Attention-Seeking Chernobyl Photo Ops

Chernobyl has been on the minds of pretty much everyone as the HBO drama regarding the nuclear disaster has become the most popular show on television. The program is being lauded as a bleak masterpiece by most critics. Unfortunately, this attention has done more than stimulate tv-watching brains and educate the masses. The show and disaster seem to have piqued the interest of attention-hungry Instagram "influencers," who have been taking some pretty heinous selfies in Pripyat, Ukraine. Thankfully, when people on Twitter see dumbasses, they're not afraid to call them out. And boy, are these roasts entertaining. 

Funny roasts of instagram influencers taking selfies in pripyat ukraine chernobyl disaster.
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