They're savage.

Breaking: Another rich person has made an absolute fool of themselves by telling people they need to work harder. And we doubt anyone is surprised to hear that this time it's Kim Kardashian. “I have the best advice for women in business,” Kim Kardashian says. “Get your f--king ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days.” https://t.co/HuddEEXmoM pic.twitter.com/KJCIlaVX3S — Variety (@Variety) March 9, 2022 The 41 year old billionaire is under fire on Twitter for a tone deaf c…

It's happened to us all. You're standing (or maybe sitting, crying) in the shower. The steam is relaxing you. As you lather up your hair, it suddenly occurs to you. No, not the meaning of life. But the perfect zinger that would have absolutely destroyed that asshole Chad in the accounting department of your office. Or perhaps, instead of Chad, it's a faceless internet user who has been harassing you cruelly and incessantly in the comments of the articles and listicles you write. It's a shame, r…

Mansplaining is not a new phenomenon. We're willing to bet that for as long as women and men could speak, that men were more than happy (or even inclined) to color themselves experts on a subject and trap women into long diatribes about something that they either know about or don't care to know about. The latest hobby or area of interest for the incellular (we made that word up) ‘nice guys’ of the internet is NFTs. Non-fungible tokens and profile pictures featuring them have taken over Twitter…

The world has a lot of opinions regarding pizza. The pineapple on pizza debate has been raging for years. And we all know that Swedish banana pizza deserves a top spot in the Pizza Hall of Shame. But this weekend the internet found a new phenomenon to rage about: “Altoona Style Pizza." The revelation came courtesy of

One of our favorite hobbies is making fun of the wealthy, as you can see from this huge selection of Fyre Fest memes - and all of our content that bashes the rich and entitled people of the world. As far as savagely mocking the rich goes, though, we have a new hero. Twitter user @ClueHeywood went ham a while back on Peloton bikes, their absurd advertising, and the people who actually own said bougie bikes. The indoor exercise bicycles cost about $2,000 - a pretty penny, making it low-hanging fr…

Not much in this world annoys us as much as an angry " nice guy" who takes pleasure in victimizing themselves while painting a very ugly picture of women. Everyday annoyances don't compare to how frustrating the misdirected ire of a young man who feels scorned or misunderstood by society can be, particularly when it's found all over the internet. Dudes will harass women via direct messages when they're rejected, or make cruel statements from a dark place in their hearts that makes them feel jus…

Ready your closest garbage can

Yikes.

The results are in: eating free bread is fine

Take it back!

Here we go again

Here we go again

Oh, the humanity!

Looks like somebody has a Death Wish