roast me

Covid-19 has got to be the most soul-sucking, life-ruining, ugliest piece of sh*t of the century. No one likes Covid-19. In fact, people hate that loser virus so much, they lock themselves in their rooms for weeks just to get away from it. Damn, it does feel good to roast the 'rona. One redditor had the brilliant idea of posting that stupid, ugly ass virus to r/RoastMe and the responses are straight up hilarious. 

If you ever wished you could curse the day Coronavirus was born, you'll definitely get a cathartic kick out of this thread of spicy roasts. 

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We know that roasts involve people literally asking for it, but also...why? Guess some people are just confident enough to not be legitimately and deeply hurt by it, and honestly we're pretty envious of that. This round of Reddit roasts takes the form of insulting sketches (made by SketchyCrab) that highlight the victim's worst features!

Redditor u/bookc420 has been going through a lot. So much that he approached the notoriously savage r/roastme subreddit  and they could barely insult him. Why? Well, here was his request:  "Fighting a rare stage four cancer called leomyosarcoma. Make me feel worse."

Leiomyosarcoma is a rare and aggressive cancer, and at stage IV, it's rarely curable. The creatively rude members of r/roastme seemed to soften at this post, offering up some roasts (usually punctuated with well-wishes) but mostly offering support and love during this unimaginably trying time. The thread went from dark to wholesome pretty quickly, and left us with a little more hope for humanity. We've put together some of our favorite responses, but you can take in more of this warmth over at the thread.

Well, they literally asked for these brutal roasts.

Welcome to /r/ToastMe, where the rules are pretty simple; it's pretty much the opposite of /r/RoastMe where people who are going through a tough time post a photo of themselves along with whatever sh*t they're dealing with, and the good people of Reddit do their best to uplift said person. It's just the thing you need id you're having a rough day! 

Keanu would be proud.

Roasting is a special art form that requires a lot of practiced skill and we salute anyone who's perfected it. And for those being roasted, we salute your willingness to have your appearance and character completely torn apart. Most of us are not nearly that confident and would probably cry tbh.

Some of these words might seem harsh, but nobody heads to Reddit's r/roastme expecting people to go easy on them! 

These people asked to get roasted...and Redditdelivered.

Happy Friday FAILers. 

Here's your fixing of some supremely brutal roasts. Because we care. 

Per usual, these people volunteered themselves for these brutal roasts on /r/roastme. No innocents were harmed in the making of these barbecues, but some egos were probably a little bruised. 

Join us as we revel in the rabid insults these people endured. 

As per usual, these people volunteered themselves to be roasted on /r/roastme, and a roast is exactly what they got.

Here are the best burns from each.

Youtubers Ethan and Hila Klein, aka H3H3, submitted a request on the unrestrained subreddit /r/roastme. Which is famous for being hilariously brutal to those that submit requests.

We post the best of the subreddit's work here periodically.

Once a week the sketchyCrab will pick a submission from his website and draw the winner as a "hideous freak". Each lucky winner receives an email with a high resolution version to do whatever they want with (new LinkedIn photo perhaps). Why you ask??? Because "people apparently hate feeling good about themselves".