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Headline that reads, "Man Sues McDonald's for Still Being Depressed After Eating Happy Meal"

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Headline that reads, "NC man arrested for stealing five pounds of baby powder from CVS" above a mugshot of a guy covered in baby powder

Can't Be Too Sure About That

A whole bunch of headlines blaming Millennials for killing various industries

Millennials: The Generation Killing Stuff Since 1980

Headline that reads, "Kanye Scores 106 Points Against Wheelchair Basketball Team"

You Know Kanye Had To Do It To 'Em

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Onion headline that reads, "Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He's Carrying at Once"

'Don't Mind Me Over Here!'

Headline that reads, "Don't kill that spider in your house. It's unlikely to bite you and is good for the environment" under the caption, "Did a spider write this"

Seems Like A Setup...

Headline that reads, "Man on LSD Saves Dog from Imaginary Fire"

He Tried And That's All That Matters

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Onion headline that reads, "Man Forced to Come Up with 45 Seconds of Facial Expressions While Waitress Lists Off Specials"

Look, We Both Know I'm Gonna Get The Same Thing I Always Get

Sarcastic headline that reads, "Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For"

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Headline that reads, "Kylie Jenner set to be the youngest-ever self-made billionaire" over a picture of Mike Meyers using air quotes

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Manager schedules 18-year-old high schooler to work from 11:30 AM to 7:30 PM on Christmas Day: 'Since there was no school, he'd ignore their set availability.'

Manager schedules 18-year-old high schooler to work from 11:30 AM to 7:30 PM on Christmas Day: 'Since there was no school, he'd ignore their set availability.'

Food service boss denies loyal employee's request for rotating weekends, gives new hires weekends off in less than 3 months: 'I'm not sure what to make of this and feel really frustrated'

Food service boss denies loyal employee's request for rotating weekends, gives new hires weekends off in less than 3 months: 'I'm not sure what to make of this and feel really frustrated'

Homeowner refuses to let her homeless 31-year-old brother move into her house after he trashed it and refused to pay bills the first time he lived there: 'I can't handle that stress and damage again.'

Homeowner refuses to let her homeless 31-year-old brother move into her house after he trashed it and refused to pay bills the first time he lived there: 'I can't handle that stress and damage again.'

Aunt blindsided when her SIL pressures her to buy an extra concert ticket for her niece for Christmas so she can tag along on their mother-daughter bonding trip: 'I just want this to be me and [my daughter]'

Aunt blindsided when her SIL pressures her to buy an extra concert ticket for her niece for Christmas so she can tag along on their mother-daughter bonding trip: 'I just want this to be me and [my daughter]'

22 Relentlessly Relatable Memes For Those Handworkers Still Hoping To Meet Their 2016 Goals

22 Relentlessly Relatable Memes For Those Handworkers Still Hoping To Meet Their 2016 Goals

28 Caffeinated Memes for the Folks Doubling Hot Coffee as Hand Warmers This Winter

28 Caffeinated Memes for the Folks Doubling Hot Coffee as Hand Warmers This Winter

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