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Spoiled Rich Girl Revealing How She Affords NYC Life Will Make You Rage

Headline that reads, "Man Sues McDonald's for Still Being Depressed After Eating Happy Meal"

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Headline that reads, "NC man arrested for stealing five pounds of baby powder from CVS" above a mugshot of a guy covered in baby powder

Can't Be Too Sure About That

A whole bunch of headlines blaming Millennials for killing various industries

Millennials: The Generation Killing Stuff Since 1980

Headline that reads, "Kanye Scores 106 Points Against Wheelchair Basketball Team"

You Know Kanye Had To Do It To 'Em

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Onion headline that reads, "Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He's Carrying at Once"

'Don't Mind Me Over Here!'

Headline that reads, "Don't kill that spider in your house. It's unlikely to bite you and is good for the environment" under the caption, "Did a spider write this"

Seems Like A Setup...

Headline that reads, "Man on LSD Saves Dog from Imaginary Fire"

He Tried And That's All That Matters

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Onion headline that reads, "Man Forced to Come Up with 45 Seconds of Facial Expressions While Waitress Lists Off Specials"

Look, We Both Know I'm Gonna Get The Same Thing I Always Get

Sarcastic headline that reads, "Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For"

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Headline that reads, "Kylie Jenner set to be the youngest-ever self-made billionaire" over a picture of Mike Meyers using air quotes

This Is The Onion...Right?

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38-year-old son offers Mom to move into his house after he relocates abroad, siblings find out and demand to move there instead, he refuses: ‘You're not allowed in my home’

38-year-old son offers Mom to move into his house after he relocates abroad, siblings find out and demand to move there instead, he refuses: ‘You're not allowed in my home’

Corporate employee quiet quits for 3 months, is continually rewarded on a 'job well done': 'Somehow, I’m still employed and I have no idea why'

Corporate employee quiet quits for 3 months, is continually rewarded on a 'job well done': 'Somehow, I’m still employed and I have no idea why'

Houseguests ignore repeated requests to stay quiet while their Orlando host works from home, so he resorts to making them uncomfortable with his resort-ready attire: ‘I changed, they decided to go see Cape Canaveral’

Houseguests ignore repeated requests to stay quiet while their Orlando host works from home, so he resorts to making them uncomfortable with his resort-ready attire: ‘I changed, they decided to go see Cape Canaveral’

Employee makes a custom sign saying 'Do Not Make Coffee, It Tastes Awful,' is reprimanded about professionalism

Employee makes a custom sign saying 'Do Not Make Coffee, It Tastes Awful,' is reprimanded about professionalism

Neighbor constantly asks working mom to babysit her daughter, ignores her when she says she's overwhelmed: 'I don't have childcare'

Neighbor constantly asks working mom to babysit her daughter, ignores her when she says she's overwhelmed: 'I don't have childcare'

Employee rejects promotion that paid him 35% less than what he's making now: 'More responsibility, higher expectations as higher management, but significantly less pay overall.'

Employee rejects promotion that paid him 35% less than what he's making now: 'More responsibility, higher expectations as higher management, but significantly less pay overall.'

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