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Spoiled Rich Girl Revealing How She Affords NYC Life Will Make You Rage

Headline that reads, "Man Sues McDonald's for Still Being Depressed After Eating Happy Meal"

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Headline that reads, "NC man arrested for stealing five pounds of baby powder from CVS" above a mugshot of a guy covered in baby powder

Can't Be Too Sure About That

A whole bunch of headlines blaming Millennials for killing various industries

Millennials: The Generation Killing Stuff Since 1980

Headline that reads, "Kanye Scores 106 Points Against Wheelchair Basketball Team"

You Know Kanye Had To Do It To 'Em

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Onion headline that reads, "Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He's Carrying at Once"

'Don't Mind Me Over Here!'

Headline that reads, "Don't kill that spider in your house. It's unlikely to bite you and is good for the environment" under the caption, "Did a spider write this"

Seems Like A Setup...

Headline that reads, "Man on LSD Saves Dog from Imaginary Fire"

He Tried And That's All That Matters

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Onion headline that reads, "Man Forced to Come Up with 45 Seconds of Facial Expressions While Waitress Lists Off Specials"

Look, We Both Know I'm Gonna Get The Same Thing I Always Get

Sarcastic headline that reads, "Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For"

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Headline that reads, "Kylie Jenner set to be the youngest-ever self-made billionaire" over a picture of Mike Meyers using air quotes

This Is The Onion...Right?

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Tolkien Tuesday: The Best Lord of the Rings Memes This Week

Tolkien Tuesday: The Best Lord of the Rings Memes This Week

Employee asks girlfriend to take son to school so he can start work early, dismisses her when she gets a warning about attendance from her boss

Employee asks girlfriend to take son to school so he can start work early, dismisses her when she gets a warning about attendance from her boss

31 Employee Burnout Memes to Get You Through the Mid-Week Work Slump

31 Employee Burnout Memes to Get You Through the Mid-Week Work Slump

Recruiter rejects job seeker because she left her old job due to a toxic work environment: 'It shows she's not loyal or responsible.'

Recruiter rejects job seeker because she left her old job due to a toxic work environment: 'It shows she's not loyal or responsible.'

Employee leaves $52K job after 3 weeks for a $75K job, enrages manager, who tries to offer her $60K to stay

Employee leaves $52K job after 3 weeks for a $75K job, enrages manager, who tries to offer her $60K to stay

Mom lies about son turning down Ivy League school to attend cheaper state school to his 17-year-old cousin: 'The real version is that I applied to a school I really wanted, got rejected, and ended up at a state university.'

Mom lies about son turning down Ivy League school to attend cheaper state school to his 17-year-old cousin: 'The real version is that I applied to a school I really wanted, got rejected, and ended up at a state university.'

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