These fresh tweets range from goofy and pointless to a freakishly self-deprecating and relatable. And that's okay, because when we're bored we'll take either of these types of mindless content.
relationship tweets
After a particularly harrowing breakup, complete with bedridden depression and eyes so red from crying you should be drug-tested, people will try to comfort you by saying things like "I'm so sorry" and "Time heals all wounds." These people are absolute suckers. They should know that the only way to get over a breakup is by getting even a la Carrie Underwood or by indulging in a crap load of spiteful,sassy memes about the people who have so cruelly wasted our time.
Relationships and marriages certainly have their ups and downs. Along with the intimacy and friendship come stupid fights and a lot of sass. There's also some hilarious inside jokes and those stereotypes we all pretend aren't true. These tweets definitely paint a pretty accurate picture of the glamour.
