We have really gotta hand it to the big and beautiful brains of Twitter. Somehow, against all odds, there's always some clever comedian churning out short and sweet tweets filled with relatable sentiments, comedy or complete and utter absurdity. We here at Memebase are partial to a healthy mix of all the above. But for all the goodness, filtering through the political posts and wannabe film buffs can be exhausting. Finding a good tweet can occasionally feel like finding a needle in a haystack.…

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We all hear it from parents at some point. When I was your age, I had to walk twenty miles just to buy a carton of milk. When I was your age, we didn't have electricity, plumbing, beds, or clothes. When I was your age, I literally wasn't allowed to breathe. So think about that next time you complain about anything, ever! We get it, things sucked when you were younger. But guess what? Everything is relative. Which means your specific flavor of generational suffering doesn't make your kid's suffe…

Servers are the unsung warriors of the restaurant industry . On top of being expected to maintain an impeccable memory under extreme pressure, servers have to swallow their pride and put on a smile while taking abuse from unreasonable Karens, splitting checks between dozens of drunk college students, and making sure glasses are never empty. And what do servers get in the end? Just enough tips to pay the rent and years of stress dreams about serving to look forward to. When @roastmalone_ tweeted…

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The brain tends to go on autopilot when "polite mode" is triggered

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Seems like just yesterday I was playing snake on my indestructible Nokia 3310 and asking my parents to buy me a clear glacier GameBoy Advance. Now they're literally putting Microsoft Zunes and iMac G3s in museums. If you needed another reason to feel old, this Twitter thread full of nostalgic pictures of old tech will take you on a trip down memory lane. What was up with all the colorful transparent hardware in the 90s? And can we bring that back? Today's world of slick, elegant design could use

Much of day-to-day life involves the knowledge (and practice) of unspoken rules. For example, here in New York, you should not be putting a bag on a subway seat - and you should definitely let people get off the subway before you get on. They may seem like universal forms of etiquette , but more people seem to ignore them than we think. Recently, redditor u/HAXposed asked the site's users to share the unspoken rules that, when broken, annoy them the most. And it's sad but validating to see that…

Spoiler Alert: chocolate syrup in the bedroom isn't sexy

Have at 'em

A potpourri.

There's a little bit of everything in this one.

Sometimes a job can become so unbearable that you just snap