Have you ever pressed pause to think about the sheer number of memes that are being exchanged in the great expanse of the entire internet? The number of memes must be absolutely staggering. Just think: thousands, if not millions, ofv visual in-jokes are being passed around the internet at any given moment, making their way to the screens of ennui-afflicted web surfers such as yourselves. The variety of memes that are sashaying around the web is just as wide. But relatable memes and little jokes…

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It's not just all a bunch of hocus pocus...

Twitter is a wild place. As user @maplecocaine so brilliantly put it (way back in 2019), “Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.” Today's it? Well, that would have to be Ned Fulmer of The Try Guys. The site was going wild over some rumors that the “wife guy” has been cheating on his spouse, meaning he is not, in fact, a wife guy. As much as we love internet drama (hint: it's a lot), we know that not everyone has the same taste for it. So we've rounded up th…

They aren't scared 'til it's a category 11

A lot of people look down on those who work at restaurants. It's true that it's not a job for everyone, but “serving” people doesn't make you “less than” anyone else. While it's stressful, restaurant work gives a lot of time to people who want to pursue their art, school, or even some daytime hobbies. Playing music all day and then working 4 hours at night is a dream for many people. The same goes for those in the fine arts or people who are grinding away at grad school. So while it's definitel…

The tribe has spoken

What upppp internet explorers?! Thank god it's Friday, am I right? We don't want to get in trouble for this, but let's be real: Fridays are kind of a fake workday. It's hard to get anything done when you're anxiously awaiting the end of your shift. By the time 6 pm rolls around, you're wondering why you didn't get more done but don't care enough to work late to finish the job. That's what Sunday night is for. Anyway, one of our favorite ways to procrastinate on Friday is by scrolling through Tw…

How are people NOT afraid of the dark? You don't know what's lurking in there...

Good tidings, internet friends. We've just got finished with another day on the world wide web, and let us tell you, things haven't gotten any better. While some people on Twitter are freaking out about that Adam Levine cheating drama, others are still talking about the arguably timely demise of Queen Elizabeth II. Meanwhile, we're over here like “Can we please get some viral tweets over here that aren't something like ‘when I love, I love HARD?’". Sadly it's true, the internet can be a complet…

Sometimes it feels like everyone I know is detrimentally caught up in productivity and being busy. I don't know how to tell y'all this, but it's not some kind of badge of honor to bring up when talking with friends or family. "Oh my god, I'm so busy right now, when will it all stop?" they say to their peers when they're asked about how they're doing. Only it's not just "right now." After a while it starts to feel like that answer is all anyone has to say or wants to talk about. Busy has become…

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When I got my period I was devastated. I tried to keep it a secret from my parents for as long as possible, wadding up toilet paper and placing it in my underwear like a crude sanitary napkin. That didn't work for long. Soon I was frantically checking my chair for stains, living in fear of getting busted and mocked by my classmates , who already thought I was a total weirdo because I wasn't allowed to wear bras. Middle school was…not my favorite time. Anyway. I was convinced that my parents wou…

Back in seventh grade I didn't have many friends. Another thing I lacked was any kind of allowance. My mom gave me $1 a day for school lunch, while the other kids were able to walk around the neighborhood with five big ones, buying pizza or doughnuts for their lunch. Some girls would even make the trek to CVS or Rite Aid and spend their ample “lunch” money on makeup. Because I wasn't blessed with cash, I started stealing. First I stole ice cream from the crowded delis at lunch hour. Then it was…

It's been another busy week on our dying planet Earth. And we've been watching the madness unfold on Twitter. There have been loads of posts, both tasteful and tasteless about September 11th. We're still grappling with the hubbub that has followed the death of Queen Elizabeth II , and those tweets probably won't be stopping until well after her Monday funeral. But more enjoyable than users reporting about current events are the fun tweets that poke fun at the current events, and the tweets that…