I'm the problem, it's me.

Greetings, internet explorers and post-appreciators. If you've been avoiding Twitter thanks to Elon Musk , or have never composed a short and sweet tweet simply because you didn't want to, we don't blame you. The ol' bird app can definitely be intimidating. It can also be downright unpleasant if you say the wrong thing or enter the wrong area of the website. With that said, we do enjoy indulging in the witticisms of the people who do the app justice with their wit, wisdom, or even endearing stu…

Could you just send a text pls?

The dryer the humor, the better.

Get me outta here.

Twitte may be an absolute cesspool of political drama, porn , and general stupidity But sometimes people (who are a hell of a lot funnier than we will ever be) decide to bless the site with their savage wit and clever quips. This year may have been rough on the website, but we're here to celebrate the people who continued to give their tweets (and their followers) their all, right through 2022's arguably bitter end.

“Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot and auld lang syne?” To that question, I say, “no.” This auld acquaintance song used to be the quintessential New Years Eve tune

I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.

Have you ever stopped to consider the sheer number of tweets, memes, and shitposts that are being exchanged on the world wide web? The number of memes floating around at any given time must be ccmpletely staggering. Just think: thousands, if not millions, of image macros are being sent between friends, and maybe even enemies, any given moment, making their way to the screens of world-weary web surfers such as yourselves. The variety of memes that are sashaying around the web is just as wide. Bu…

I need me 10 hours a night

If parallel universes exist, then, logically speaking, that probably means there is an alternate reality where memes don't exist. A universe where everything is just varying shades of grey (like new fast food chains), and food tastes like nothing. In this bleak reality, humans look bizarrely ageless because there is a severe lack of sunshine and vitamin D, and nobody ever laughs. In this awful universe, the only form of entertainment that exists is a single channel on a gigantic, antiquated tel…

Am I the Red Flag? Nah...

Have you ever really stopped to consider the sheer number of memes that are floating around in the great expanse of the world wide web? The figure is probably staggering. Just think: thousands, if not millions, of memes are being passed around the internet at any given moment, making their way to the screens of disaffected, humor-seeking internet users such as yourselves. The variety of memes that are bopping around the web is just as wide. But relatable memes and little jokes about cute animal…

A mix of modern humor and classical art.

It's a miracle that you're reading this list. It has nothing to do with you, dear reader. It has to do with the fact that I have no concept of what day it is, I'm bloated from holiday feasting, and pretty sure I'm still fighting a 3 day hangover from trying to drink away the pain of being with family. The period between Christmas and New Years is famous for its murkiness. One day can feel like three. We melt into our couches, filled with the scraps of that turkey, ham, or (perhaps) a tofu roast…

What up, fools? I guess we've survived yet another holiday season. Now we are tasked with somehow getting through the weird week between Christmas and New Year's Day. I, for one, am feeling bloated, dazed, dehydrated and very, very dumb. I'm sure many of you feel similarly, if not hungover from alchohol, hungover from social interaction or excessive amounts of sugar and sodium. When we feel a bit “under the weather,” metaphorically or physically, we find the internet has a way of coming through…