When you think about the Internet, what pops into your mind? The sound of a new email in your inbox? Falling into a deep, dark Wikipeda hole? Or do you start seeing memes dancing around your head? We happen to fall into the latter camp, which is probably no surprise given that this is a website called "Memebase." Memes have become such an integral part of Internet culture that the two are practically tethered to each other in my mind. While it's a joy to laugh about memes and share them with fr…

Me in real lfie

Goes from rated R to G so fast

That tight feeling in your chest is ALMOST like a hug from yourself.

Don't forget to laugh

Prime.

We live in a time where it seems like convenience is at the forefront of literally everything. Instead of taking a leisurely stroll to the farmer's market and taking in the sights and sounds of the neighborhood, people opt to use apps that will have another person do your shopping for you. Eating locally (and prohibitively expensively) never tasted so easy. Instead of spending your hard earned cash at local boutiques, book stores, and thrift shops when you need a gift for someone special - or s…

Don't you just love going to weddings to celebrate someone's love on the dance floor with copious drinks? It's the best! Just kidding, I feel terrible. What a weekend. After the rehearsal dinner, the family yoga, the cocktail hour, and then of course the whole weddings shebang, I'm feeling pretty damn rough. Maybe it has to do with aging - we just don't have it in us to enjoy ourselves at a bacchanalian nuptial celebration after working for an entire week. But maybe it's more of an existentia l…

We've got a fresh hot list of memes for one Mr. Randy Om? Is there a Rand Om in the room? Randolph Om, are you present? Thank you, I'll be here all week. Coming up with clever and funny pun names is one of the few instances where I find the art of punning vaguely tolerable. My friends and I keep a list of different pun names we think of. They range from incredible to abominable: Collin Response, Jaqueline Turn, Miss Taken Identity, Patty O'Furniture, Heather Interior, and Cathy Lick. The list g…

We can't lie. Lately it feels like every day is a struggle. First of all, you have to wake up, and if that wasn't already harrowing enough, then you have to get out of bed. Once you've made it that far, it's time for those daily hygienic rituals that help others perceive you to be a functioning member of society. I don't know about you, but I'm not Patrick Bateman when it comes to my morning routine. I'm dragging my feet and using the drugstore branded lotion. Exercise ? Fat chance. The only ex…

Not all of us have enough brain cells to be tweeting in perpetuity, but there are plenty of people who either do or think they do. In this here gallery you will find a diverse collection of fresh tweets that range from nonsensical and humorous to thought-provoking and profound. Some of the tweets may make you laugh out loud, while others may leave you thinking “Why would anyone say this publicly?” But that's the beauty of Twitter - it's a platform for all types of expression, both good and bad.…

Hallelujah, it's the weekend. It's been a rough week for many of us. The days leading up to the holidays can be exhausting. The social pressures, and the money issues. The lack of time and the family stress. Everyone has their own most-hated bit of the weeks before the Christmas and Chanukah holidays . For me, it's buying gifts. My family is nearly impossible to buy gifts for. My mom always says she wants “peace and quiet.” She loves mezcal, but my Dad hates it when she drinks. She is very fuss…

Diagrams are supposed to simplify information. In school, venn diagrams were definitely my favorite. It felt like that was the case for everyone. Bar graphs? Lame. Pie chart? They are somewhat better. But nothing compares to the curvature of a proper venn diagram. The overlapping themes are a joy to acknowledge, and the charts are easily converted into extra clever memes and astute observations. While we appreciate a venn diagram that offers us some important information, there's something a bi…

It's not that I'm overthinking, it's just that the rest of the world is UNDERthinking

My comebacks are just so much better after I've collected my thoughts for 2-5 business days

A hangover happens because you're borrowing happiness from the morning and using it for your nighttime fun.