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No offense, but your unbaked baby is the last thing anyone wants to see while sipping their morning coffee.

Greetings, cat lovers. There's not much I can say about our furry little feline friends that other people on the Internet haven't said before. That's especially true for our sister sites on Cheezburger. The truth is that cats rule everything around me. Some commenters razz me for my “sad cat lady” ways, but it doesn't get to me. I know that my cat obsession and self-deprecating humor are not particularly unique on the Internet. In fact, judging by the sheer volume of cat memes, articles, and pi…

Feels like walking a tightrope.

Do you ever feel like a lifeless soul trudging through the mundane existence of millennial life? Perhaps you've found yourself in a place where every day blends into the next, and the weight of existence feels as heavy as ever. Thankfully, even with all the tiring drudgery, there's the occasional glimmer of hope—in the form of memes. Today, on this dreary Monday, we're hitting you with a collection of random memes that might help alleviate the weight of your monotonous existence. These digital…

I have a confession to make. I'm addicted to Geminis. I'm not totally sure when this started, but over the past 7 years or so, all my exes have been Geminis. All my crushes, too. What is it about this sign that makes them so irresistible? It it their emotional unavailability, lack of commitment, or general flightiness? Well, no. And I know those negative traits don't epitomize all Geminis. The real reason I'm probably drawn to Geminis is because they're exciting. They're overflowing with knowle…

As a lifetime member of the Depression and Anxiety Squad , I've developed a pretty resilient sense of humor. In fact, I think that my trauma and related struggles might be responsible for like 50% of that humor. Over the years it's shifted to be pretty self-deprecating , but in my old age I've started to wonder if poking fun at my pain is getting old. Spoiler alert: It is. There's something to said about being positive through the hard times. I know that's not always possible, but a good substi…

I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known...

Hey there, buddy. I see you're having some fun looking at memes on the Internet. I gotta let you in on a little secret about those funny tidbits, and internet content in general. While some insufferable and pretentious internet "enjoyers" might say otherwise, memes really don't need to be smart to be funny or entertaining. It's not necessary for them to make a reference to a niche subculture, Twitter celeb, or sh*tposting trend. In fact, it's our take that dumb memes are often even funnier than…

The odds may be slim, but they are never zero.

Introverts will leave you on read for 3 weeks and reply like no time has passed

They changed the grocery store layout again and we're fuming

Ah, to be old-er.

There's this idea that sometimes goes around that everything needs to be fresh and new. But it's simply untrue. There are many things that are actually better with a little age on them. Playing cards, for example. When they're too slippery, they're hard to shuffle, which makes the card game more difficult. Wine is a classic example, and a dry-aged steak is arguably better than any piece of fresh meat to come off of a cow. The best, most pungent, and most expensive cheese are the ones sitting in…

Do you ever get tired of your own thoughts ? I know I do. Especially the damn intrusive ones. Ever since I was a little kid, bleak thoughts would creep into my mind, distracting me from real life and preventing me from living in the present. Thoughts about death, thoughts about sickness, thoughts about the ails of the world. The older I get, the darker and more uninviting the world seems. So the thoughts persist, weaseling their way into my brain and turning neutral moments into negative ones.…

Peep, Barbie, Kirby, you name it!