I know without a hint of doubt that I never want to be a parent. I just don’t have it in me. I’m terrible with children. They annoy me, they’re sometimes gross, and they make huge messes. I don’t know how you’re supposed to talk to kids without patronizing them. The overall arrangement wouldn’t be good for me or the child. But that doesn’t mean other people shouldn’t become parents. There are so many responsible, incredible individuals out there who would make perfect parents. There are also th…

Happy hump day, meme lovers and web denizens ! We're celebrating this beautiful Wednesday with another batch of top-tier, expertly sourced internet memes. It's not an easy task to find memes that are actually funny. For every quality meme, there are at least 90 stinkers. And that's a pretty optimistic estimate. Here at Memebase, it's our duty to sort through the rough, discard all the garbage, and provide you with sweet, sweet meme diamonds . Once we have our haul, we give it straight to you fo…

One of the greatest feelings in the world is coming across a book that captures your interest. Not a book that you could read, a book that you find so enthralling that you absolutely have to read it. This is a rare occasion, a once-in-a-blue-moon moment. It's a beautiful experience . Not every book is going to appeal to you. Even the greatest book ever written isn't going to be for everyone. Entertainment is a personal preference. Read what you want! That's the beauty of it. I wasn't a huge rea…

If you've ever been broke, I'm sure you've realized, it's not fun

Skateboarding is an incredible hobby. It's impressive to watch , fun to do, and a great way to meet people. It's also the only hobby that actively embraces painful failures as a matter of fact in getting better at the pursuit. I've hurt myself more than I can remember in my years trying to skateboard. The only thing is, I was never very good and I never really improved. It's still been pretty fun though! Skateboarding is one of those hobbies that's sort of just a lifestyle. If anything, skate c…

Grab your suitcase, let's go.

Sure, not every meme is a home run. Maybe it's something that makes you sharply exhale, but just slightly. Maybe it's something you actively despise. Maybe it's something you don't even understand. But that's the beautiful thing about random memes. They're a grab bag. The chance is the fun part! You might love it, you might hate it, but you can always just move on to the next meme. It could be the greatest meme you've ever seen. As an individual who looks at way, way too many memes , I can say…

Greetings, Internet friends. We're back with another batch of memes, a perfect way to celebrate the art of procrastination! As usual, the memes we're serving up come in all shapes, sizes, and ages. Some meme-heads may say that fresh memes are better, but we believe that just like fine wine and cheese, memes only get better with age. If you're looking to reminisce about the good old days when memes were simpler, or would rather catch up on the latest meme trends, we've got you covered. Especiall…

Last week, I went to the gym for the first time in at least a year. Most likely longer than that. It felt incredible! The satisfaction that comes from committing oneself to a full, rigorous gym routine is unmatched. The next day, it felt terrible. It's easy to forget how hard muscle aches hit you after you get back to working out. I expected it, but I was definitely not ready for it. I've gone a few times since then. Now, I kind of think of it as positive pain. My muscles are doing their thing;…

It's plane time

Fast and furious

This may be an unpopular opinion, but I don't really mind going to the doctor for a regular check-up. Of course, if I'm experiencing a specific issue or ailment, it's a little nerve-wracking. For the most part, I just sit in a waiting room, see a doctor, who checks me out, and tells me that I am of thoroughly average health. It's a straightforward routine and I'm lucky that it's been that standard for me. I do understand the fear and loathing of going to a hospital. Waiting in an emergency room…

Your birthday. That special day of the year when to celebrate your existence, receive special treatment and discover just how many people care enough to wish you a happy birthday. I'm not a huge birthday person myself. I'm not the kind of person who likes a lot of attention, especially when that attention is unearned. I'm glad I was born, but every other person was also born at some point, so why celebrate it as if it's this incredible thing? That being said, it is nice to spend a day with thos…

Keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times and enjoy the emotional roller coaster.

The internet has made cringe entirely unavoidable. If you grew up online, you have been guilty of cringe behavior at some point. Don't act innocent. Maybe you made an embarrassing Facebook post a decade ago or maybe you tried way too hard to be funny in the comments of an Instagram post. You may have deleted them, but the internet is forever. For better or worse, people have forever access to the most embarrassing things you've done on the internet. I'm not saying that's a good thing. It's just…

Happy Saturday, meme-lovers of all ages! We're back again with an assortment of hilarious memes to make your weekend even better. Now, why don't we talk memes? The speed at which the popular usage of memes moves at an incomprehensible pace. Sure, you have classics like Bad Luck Brian or Picard Facepalm that are bound to stick around forever. Think about the mega-popular memes that randomly appear, dominate social media for a week, and become overused to the point where they're no longer funny.…