RIP sleep

It's so lame that everybody's so bored all the time. We've got unlimited access to knowledge through our public libraries, and yet we seek out none of it. We could watch whatever we want on the internet, yet we rewatch our dumb favorite YouTube videos over and over again with diminishing returns every time. We've got the world at our fingertips, but we don't care enough about the world. Why? It's because we're tired. We spend all day working to make money, exercising our brains to figure out th…

Sure, not every meme is a home run. Maybe it's something that makes you sharply exhale, but just slightly. Maybe it's something you actively despise. Maybe it's something you don't even understand. But that's the beautiful thing about random memes. They're a grab bag. The chance is the fun part! You might love it, you might hate it, but you can always just move on to the next meme. It could be the greatest meme you've ever seen. As an individual who looks at way, way too many memes , I can say…

Last week, I went to the gym for the first time in at least a year. Most likely longer than that. It felt incredible! The satisfaction that comes from committing oneself to a full, rigorous gym routine is unmatched. The next day, it felt terrible. It's easy to forget how hard muscle aches hit you after you get back to working out. I expected it, but I was definitely not ready for it. I've gone a few times since then. Now, I kind of think of it as positive pain. My muscles are doing their thing;…

Job woes

As a treat

Theater

It's plane time

Fast and furious

We're getting there

This may be an unpopular opinion, but I don't really mind going to the doctor for a regular check-up. Of course, if I'm experiencing a specific issue or ailment, it's a little nerve-wracking. For the most part, I just sit in a waiting room, see a doctor, who checks me out, and tells me that I am of thoroughly average health. It's a straightforward routine and I'm lucky that it's been that standard for me. I do understand the fear and loathing of going to a hospital. Waiting in an emergency room…

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Your birthday. That special day of the year when to celebrate your existence, receive special treatment and discover just how many people care enough to wish you a happy birthday. I'm not a huge birthday person myself. I'm not the kind of person who likes a lot of attention, especially when that attention is unearned. I'm glad I was born, but every other person was also born at some point, so why celebrate it as if it's this incredible thing? That being said, it is nice to spend a day with thos…

Happy Saturday, meme-lovers of all ages! We're back again with an assortment of hilarious memes to make your weekend even better. Now, why don't we talk memes? The speed at which the popular usage of memes moves at an incomprehensible pace. Sure, you have classics like Bad Luck Brian or Picard Facepalm that are bound to stick around forever. Think about the mega-popular memes that randomly appear, dominate social media for a week, and become overused to the point where they're no longer funny.…

I'm talking to you

The internet. A beautiful place where you can make yourself out to be whoever you desire. Maybe you're a shy and awkward introvert in real life , but once online you become the coolest, most charismatic character imaginable. It really is a blessing and a curse. People I've known for ages on the internet have often turned out to be completely different in person. Not always in a negative way, but always noticeably different. A lot of important parts of socialization don't pick up in online inter…