Forever wishing I was at Paddy's Pub

Wake up and smell the memes

& you can never find a blanket

*Turns off Microsoft Teams*

and they'll still take a 45 minute shower in the morning

Yes, I'll have the salad with no lettuce please

The new corporate attire is pajama pants and an oversized hoodie

Procrastination's older, more sophisticated cousin is Writer's Block

That's just show biz baby

2024 here we come

Good memes for good people

Unrushed and unbothered

Cringey but classy

Since Elon Musk took over Twitter, there have been a fair number of changes to the site - most of which have been met with metaphorical foot stomping. In December, the billionaire announced that he intended to increase the site's long-running 280-character limit to 4,000. Needless to say, there was backlash. People felt that the increase defeated the purpose of Twitter: fast news. Well, on February 9th, the change went live - but only for paid Twitter Blue users. It's the first increase since 2…

Greetings, friends. We're back with another jam-packed gallery of fresh and mostly-funny tweets. Which is, for once in our lives, saying something, because the bird app has been worse than ever. Between misinformation about the situation in Iran, Elon Musk being Elon Musk, and the recent elections, sh*t is looking pretty damn bleak. If it weren't for the funny people who still churn out jokes on the site, we'd have been gone a long, long time ago. Today's batch of Twitter treats features the ob…

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