Imagine you pick up a new hobby for yourself after work, and let's say it's a manicure. You buy the kit and work hard at making your nails look good and presentable. Some time and effort later, you feel good enough to help out your friends, whose nails are also hopeless. But first, before you hang out with your friends, you bring it to work, because you don't really feel like driving home and then going out again with your friends. You quickly realize that it was a mistake to bring said kit to…

Tis the season

Way beyond the mile high club

That'll show her

Sending an angry letter to my 3rd grade teacher

When gains go too far

When rain is your something blue

Calling up customer service

They don't have tater tot casseroles everywhere?

Just order McDonalds like the rest of us...

And I thought eggs were expensive...

New job who dis?

Where's the common sense?

don't be that friend

'Hiring Freeze' my a**

It's quite complicated