Red flag central

Yikes

“It's just a prank bro" is a phrase usually only uttered by neer-do-wells, meanies, and numbskulls

She had Man Hands, George.

Crimson flags

Color-shifting flags

New job who dis?

New relationship pathologizing term just dropped

Are we the drama?

YOU get a red flag, YOU get a red flag, EVERYBODY gets a red flag!

Dramatic arts and crafts

Relationship problems that set off red flags

They're understandable

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

She wins

When I was a bartender, customers would often rack up huge tabs over several hours, ordering martinis at the busiest moments and shots for everyone at the bar minutes before closing. The most ostentatious customers were usually the ones who would ditch the bar without closing their tabs, and 90% of the time, those cards would decline. It's a risky scam, but people who work in the service industry know better than most that customers can be shockingly audacious. As much as we wish we could expos…