It's the Christmas season, and you know what that means! Time for delicious baked goods, putting up the Christmas tree, and of course, getting creative with where you photograph your Elf on the Shelf. With the following pics, we're willing to bet that it was the dads who came up with these hilarious raunchy photoshoots.
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You'd think that Post Malone has never seen boobs IRL before.
Someone tweeted a photograph on September 28th of his reaction facial expression after being flashed by a female fan at a show in Minnesota. Whoever got this photo is one lucky bastard given its perfect timing. The following are some of the absolute best works of art that memers have created out of it!
We love a good double entendre as much as the next person, and this tweet from the Wareable Twitter account is the most satisfying bit of sauciness we've seen in a while. The site, which focuses on wearable technology, tweeted "Amazon Echo Frames are smartglasses that bring Alexa to your face" regarding the new Google Glass-esque product. We're willing to bet that they knew exactly what they were doing - and Twitter's been, ahem, eating this brilliant copy-editing up.
Spring is in the air and we're feeling friskier than ever, and chances are we're not alone. Because let's be real, we don't need a season to tell us when it's time to get down or time to take matters into our own, um, hands. To cope with the frustration we've put together this batch of kinky, sexy, and self-deprecating memes. You're welcome.
If you've been having tons of sex and can't think about anything else, or need an outlet for your unfulfilled sexual urges, these memes are for you. They're not exactly safe for work, so it's best if you peruse them in a private place, and probably with clean hands. When you're finished having your special meme time and need more, check out some more of our raunchy memes or memes that are for adults only.
If you're a fan of degenerate humor and you haven't seen It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia before, then drop what you're doing and go watch it right now. If you're not a fan of degenerate humor then you're lame and you should feel bad for that. Just kidding, sort of.
Now scroll down for some of our favorite moments from the show!
The internet and smartphones have done wonders for the world of dating. We now have the opportunity to take our absolute lack of shame and morals outside of our local bar and use them to lure similarly filth-minded individuals into our bedrooms. These seemingly shamless individuals are doing just that - and doing it with style.
For more Tinder ingenuity, check out our gallery of 27 Clever Moments of Pure Tinder Gold. It will not disappoint.
Spoilers ahead!
Rapper and Game of Thrones super-fan T-Pain caused quite a stir following last night's intense episode. The artist tweeted his respect for Arya's badassery, saying that she deserves some premium "d" for her epic murder of the dreaded Night King. Fans loved the sentiment, riffing with the rapper and joking that she'd better call Podrick, or claiming the tweet was inappropriate. The best part of the thread, however, was when Joe Dempsies, who plays Gendry, decided to chime in. The banter. It's good.
JAWAS they're a little raunchier than I remember.
