Good evening, good afternoon, and goodnight. You're here right now, but you're also nowhere and everywhere. Isn't that super coconuts? Listen, I'm going to be honest with you all. I've got a really sick, sad case of the Mondays. No offense, but how could you not? It's another five-day week and one of the many five-day weeks to come. The International Day of Labor is nearly two months away, which is a bit too long for my liking. In the meantime, we've got a long list of Mondays to look forward t…

Woohoo

Hear ye! Hear ye! I be the town crier, and I have news of many merriments! Firstly of all, you are alive and not dead. That is a spectacular feat, considering how the world is during these times. These times can be mid, these times can be evil, and they are beyond capable of being both! Your status as a fully conscious human being is the good news. The bad news is that we are in the cold, cruel midst of a medieval peasant famine. But no need to fret, dear citizens. The king has been gracious en…

Happy Friday, friends, enemies, lovers, frenemies, acquaintances, best buds, BFFS, loyal followers, and rivals. We hope it treats you well. As meme collectors and internet experts, our work days aren't supposed to be bad. Imagine the disbelief people express when I say that making a living by enjoying and distributing memes is less than desirable. Sometimes it's downright miserable. Having to hit higher wordcount expectations, write more content, and create time where there isn't any are just s…

Twitter is one of the most fascinating websites on the internet. As those wiser than I have already pointed out, it is the only social media platform where nobody can escape from being roasted, humiliated, or metaphorically tarred and feathered by the masses. Explaining the day-to-day shenanigans of Twitter to someone who has never regularly used it might feel like you're speaking in indistinguishable gibber jabber. The discourse upon discourse can sometimes be too much for people, and I don't…

All over the place

There's nothing better than spending your Wednesday night at a fine dining establishment such as the Golden Corral. I don't mean “fine dining” in the traditional sense, but “fine dining” in that you will have such a brutally average, filling, and affordable experience that you have no choice but to come back again and again. An all-you-can-eat buffet-style restaurant gives you opportunities that an establishment like IHOP will never be able to offer. You can mix and match the cuisines of the wo…

Take your pick

Memes are one of those things that are easy to accept into your heart. Whether hilarious, disgusting, life-affirming, or otherwise, memes come and go so quickly, making them a ubiquitous part of our everyday lives. You might see a meme one day and never see it again as long as you live. On the other hand, some memes stay with you forever and ever despite your desire to let them evaporate into the annals of your subconsciousness, never to be seen again. One of the best things about memes is that…

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Lots of fun

Are you tired? Do you want to go back to bed? Are you a sleepy baby who doesn't want to go to your pathetic little job? Well, you don't have to! After all, you're a baby, with no responsibilities or bills or cleaning or anything to do except for consuming media. In fact, it looks like you're on the fast track to becoming an iPad baby. Do you know what an iPad baby is, you ignorant infant? An iPad baby is a gross toddler who can't look away from their filth-encrusted tablet for one second, even…

Atta boy.

Free your mind and the memes will follow.