Bye bye

If you're looking for the best memes of all time, you have come to the wrong place. If you're looking for a quick and easy distraction, perhaps you are in the right place. When the boredom strikes, I know I'll take any form of entertainment. While some of my favorite boredom-busting activities are, um, more PG than others, looking at memes is a pretty good place to start when you've run out of batteries. I mean, energy. Yeah. When my vibrator won't charge, I'm left to other devices, and in come…

Not one bit

The meme population is rapidly growing every day. For every meme that dies, at least three are born. These bite-sized forms of entertainment are way easier and cheaper to make than babies. Much like an infant fish, you really don't have to take care of them once you kick them out of the nest. It is estimated that humans will go extinct before memes do. As our birth rates decline, the memes keep marching on. With so many memes frolicking through this world, it's difficult to decide which ones yo…

If you are a young Gen Z, your vocabulary is probably rotted because of your exposure to the internet. Trust me, I would know. The way I speak has so man colloquialisms you'd think I was a character written by a boomer for the expressed purpose of making fun of young people. I say words like stun, werk, and fierce as if I was a robot programmed to do so. Friends have told me that because they hang out with me, they've started accidentally calling people “gorg” in corporate environments, much to…

We're not equipped

Anyone who doesn't think that Halloween is the best holiday is clearly lying to themselves. Halloween has something for every age: kids get to Trick or Treat, teens go to haunted houses & watch scary movies, and adults get to party the night away. The consistency across all ages during Halloween is that you get to transform into something else through the power of costuming. What could be more novel than that? Christmas is fun…for the kids. I'd say about 75% of the things I hear about Christmas…

Racy and random.

Just enough

Love means nothing in tennis.

We love roasting people as much as the next guy, but we have got to admit that it doesn't take a whole lot of wit or bravery to insult a person. It is a sacrificial self-own, in an attempt to really roast someone else, that garners our highest respect. It takes guts to brutalize oneself for the greater good. Since 2018, memers have started circulating some seriously fire examples of these sacrifices by using a Call of Duty perk, Martyrdom. Most of the time these meme creators pair it with examp…

Yippee

It's hard to understate how much the world is not made for autistic people. If you don't live up to a very specific standard of social behavior, you're branded as “weird.” It can be isolating growing up in a world where it seems as if everybody understands this secret language of social cues, but you just can't

The other day I saw a colorful chalkboard sign outside a juice bar that read, "when life gives you bananas, make a smoothie. " For some reason, it was bewildering to me. Firstly, they're totally missing the point of the classic adage they're referencing. The reason why we lemonade when life gives us lemons is that lemons are just a bit too tart to eat by themselves. The quote is about seeing the silver linings in terrible situations.. But when life gives you bananas, you eat them in front of yo…

1001 [Blanks] You Must See Before You Die is a gimmick book series that I cannot get enough of. It includes titles such as 1001 Books You Must Read Before You Die and 1001 Albums You Must Listen To Before You Die. As a child, my favorite book was 1001 Paintings You Must See Before You Die. As much as I loved reading them, these books ask a lot of you. Seeing every single one of these paintings and reading all of these books, they truly will take somebody a lifetime to accomplish. I recently mad…

I know what you're probably thinking: “What? Memebase puts out so many lists of random memes every week? Are you sure that this is the absolute funniest?!”