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Happy Springtime!

I often wonder, "How many precious moments of my short life have I spent scrolling through my phone on the toilet? How many hours have I wasted pushing digested food and drink out of my body while watching a YouTube video?" The short answer is that it doesn't matter how long I've spent on the pot. Everyone needs to go to the bathroom, and there's no shame in taking a little break from your normal duties while you're in there. The times in my life when I brought my laptop into the bathroom to ke…

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Another fix

Damn, y'all. The birds are chirping! The sun is shining! Somehow, in the distance, we can hear a whisper of hope: A whisper of happiness to come. While Spring might have started springing , there's just one problem: It's still Monday, we're still stuck inside, and boy, do we hate our jobs. These metaphorical shackles do their best to keep us cooped up on beautiful days, destroy our morale, and, of course, make us cranky AF. But we gotta pay the bills, so we're clocked in and coffee'd up. To pro…

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Meme time

Remember when you first heard Billy Corgan sing "The world is a vampire?" Or are you Gen Z? Either way, the Smashing Pumpkins were right when they penned the tune back in the mid-'90s. It's really quite mind-boggling how little some things have changed since the advent of the grunge era. We are still feeling doomy as hell, hating the government, and feeling frustrated by the lack of opportunities presented to us and the rest of the non-billionaire class. If any music could capture our dissatisf…

Everybody has little phrases that they pick up. Even if you're not a recurring character in a popular situational comedy , you're bound to develop a catchphrase that your friends come to know you by. I am literally addicted to talking like a weirdo, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Here's a list of some of the words I use every day of my life: gorg, gorgina, diva, fierce, werk, and mama. Basically, I talk like a cartoon character. My vocabulary goes beyond an exaggerated gay lexicon. I als…

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Blossoming

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