BROTHER. We need the loops, brother. These animals should probably go on a diet, but since we do not subscribe to the fat-shaming of humans, these dudes are no different.
Some internet hero took the liberty of writing hilarious reviews of various animals that are just pure genius. You won't be disappointed that you read these, we promise.
Early yesterday morning, a New Yorker called the police to report seeing a "small tiger" walking around the streets. Spoiler alert: it was a raccoon, not a tiger.
