"What do you actually do?"

Not feeling lucky

If you can conjure up any dusty cobweb-covered memories from childhood, you probably remember how kids hated having to go to sleep. Every night was a dramatic power struggle between my parents , myself, and consciousness. Eventually I would succumb - but not before asking the most inane and convoluted questions possible as a sort of stalling tactic. Things are different as an adult. I would like to be sleeping most of the time. If you're sleeping, you're usually not feeling pain, sadness, or a…

Being alive is a confusing thing. Just when you think that you’ve got the whole routine down, something comes along and messes with it all. On top of that, the world is so full of mystery that it can get overwhelming at times. As a result, it’s understandable that many of us have questions. Thankfully, that’s exactly what the internet was intended for. Although the guiding light of Yahoo Answers may have burned down like the Library of Alexandria, we are lucky enough to have been given a substi…

Umm..what?